What would you say if...

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What would you say if...you hit 'delete' and accidentally erased the entire internet??

It was for the good of mankind.

What would you say if I lit a shoe on fire and threw it at you? (I'm running out of random things to say).

[edit on 9/12/2005 by GoldEagle]

Originally posted by GoldEagle
What would you say if I lit a shoe on fire and threw it at you? (I'm running out of random things to say).

Honestly, who throws a shoe? (In my best Austin Powers voice, of course )

What would you say if you had classes all day and work all night of your birthday?

I'd either skip class or quit my job.

What would you do if I fell off your house and landed on your dog?

Weird I didn't own this dog...... yet it was mine....


What would you say if you knew the answer to life the universe and everything?

Been there, done that, you knew I had all the answers.

What would you say if coffee, tea, and high concentrated caffeine drinks were banned?

"Umm, thats to bad I guess *shrugs* I dont really drink those, or alot of caffeine for that matter"


What would you say if you came home and found him on your porch?

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if you came home and found him on your porch?

Cold out, huh? Now get the hell off my porch.


What would you say if you had to answer this question?

42!


What would you say if I told you that the earth was about to be destroyed to make way for an interplanetary bypass?

Originally posted by Voidmaster
What would you say if I told you that the earth was about to be destroyed to make way for an interplanetary bypass?

So... It's to the pub, then?


What would you say if you were forced to listen to poetry....... to get a girl?

To heck with the girl, bad poetry is worse than pulling teeth.

What would you say if horrible, horrible country music was played everywhere?

Mmmommyyyy, make it stop!

What would you say if I ate the last chocolate-covered strawberry?

Oh well, I still have my truckload of Hershey bars!

What would you say if the Loch Ness Monster showed up at your front door?

"Insurance better pay for that!"

What would you say if a guy in a costume that looks like this: and started dancing the same exact way!?

That guy must be on some drugs, and if he is, I WANT SOME!

What would you say if "President" Bush showed up at your front door?

I respect your visit, but your drawing too much enemy fire, sir.

What would you say if Bin Ladin showed up at your door?

"Again!?!, how many times am i going to have to tell you this, Al afari's house is next door"


What would you say if Baby spice (spice girls) was sitting on the hood of your car in a mini skirt sucking a loolipop, with her hair in pigtails?

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if Baby spice (spice girls) was sitting on the hood of your car in a mini skirt sucking a loolipop, with her hair in pigtails?

Sure I'm a record producer...hehehe......zzzzzzziiiiiiipppp...

What would you say if...You caught your Cat with your credit-card on the phone to an XXX-rated chatline???

To bad your not a tiger, 'cause I'd love to ride you.



What would you say if you saw a nature documentarie about elephants and a male elephant triiped on its genitalia that were hanging down?

(I actually did see a documentarie about elephants where that happened.)

[edit on 9/13/2005 by iori_komei]

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if you saw a nature documentarie about elephants and a male elephant triiped on its genitalia that were hanging down?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What would you say if all the movies your friend had were region 2, and they were awesome, but all the ones you rented were region 2, and you can only switch twice?

"Uh-huh, I'll be over here feeling ignorant."


What would you say if a bannana and blood pie was sitting on your table?