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posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 09:23 AM
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I would call NASA and tell them they're on mars


If you died tomorrow, and you had nothing but fruitcakes and pies, what would you do with the fruitcakes and pies?




posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 10:57 AM
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Originally posted by DucKid
If you died tomorrow, and you had nothing but fruitcakes and pies, what would you do with the fruitcakes and pies?


Throw them.

What would you do if you were stuck in a light bulb?



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 11:09 AM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you do if you were stuck in a light bulb?

You mean what would I say if I was stuck in a light bulb? Jeeez Amory, let's keep this thread on topic....


I think I'd say something like...."Hey - It's kind of hot in here"......POP!



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 11:22 AM
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Oh hush, you. I'm going on 8 hours of sleep here for the past three nights combined. So sue me.



Originally posted by EnronOutrunHomerun
What would you say if you were walking down the street and a fly buzzed up to your ear and told you your shirt didn't match your pants?


I'd tell my girlfriend to go away.



What would you say if you met Madonna?



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 11:57 AM
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how's your arm doin girl


What would you say if you were offered Ninja Classes for free



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 11:58 AM
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hope your feeling better! that mad horse!!

what would you do if you were offered a job and you worked with kate moss?

oni x x



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 12:25 PM
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What would you say if you were offered Ninja Classes for free?


HAI! (はい)


Originally posted by Oni x x
what would you do if you were offered a job and you worked with kate moss?


w00t!


What would you say if you found a rock in your shoe?



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 12:38 PM
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That explains why my feet were always hurtin

What would you say if all hell completely broke loose in your area



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 02:06 PM
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Originally posted by Striker122
What would you say if all hell completely broke loose in your area


Same ol', same ol'

What would you say if they brought out baked beans flavoured coca cola?



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 02:42 PM
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Man, these people will do anything to get others to buy their stuff.

What would you say if you could dodge bullets



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 03:06 PM
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Man, I really doged a bullet there!(pun intended)



What would you say if a flea started to eat your clothes?



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 07:20 PM
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Originally posted by Voidmaster
What would you say if a flea started to eat your clothes?


"Ambitious li'l beggar aint ya.."

What would you say if..I reached through the monitor screen and picked that dangly booger for you?

[edit on 11-9-2005 by timski]



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 07:48 PM
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Thanx, I've been tryin to get that thing out for hours

What would you say if you were turned into a banana



posted on Sep, 11 2005 @ 10:25 PM
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Nothing, bannanas dont talk.


What would you say if the Dalai Llama came bursting through your front door doing backflips?



posted on Sep, 12 2005 @ 07:52 AM
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I'd like to see Jesus do that.

What would you say if one of the smily faces came alive and attacked you?



posted on Sep, 12 2005 @ 09:20 AM
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"You are under my command! *starts hypnotizing smiley* You will now be under my command at the snapping of my fingers *hypnotic transe more intese* You will eat the
smiley! AND YOU WILL EAT ALL OF THE SMILEYS FOR ALL ETERNITY! AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAH MUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA! EVIL! EVIL! *hypnotic transe complete* Now wake up!" *smiley wakes up and starts devouring my guts*

The End

What would you do if you were stuck on an island with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, but there's a twist! you have 1 bullet in your gun, who do you shoot?

-DucKid



posted on Sep, 12 2005 @ 09:41 AM
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Originally posted by DucKid
What would you do if you were stuck on an island with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, but there's a twist! you have 1 bullet in your gun, who do you shoot?

-DucKid

I'd tell Tom to build a raft and Nicole to wiggle her nose and magic me up some beer and television. Then, when they started to explain that they were just actors, I'd pull back the hammer.


What would you say if you were put in charge of ATS for a day?

[edit on 12/9/05 by Jeremiah25]



posted on Sep, 12 2005 @ 09:45 AM
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Time to go into the Creationist, UFO, Paranormal forums and clean house.

What would you say if all the the internet was nothing but porn, and yes worse than it is now?



posted on Sep, 12 2005 @ 05:01 PM
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Originally posted by Raideur
What would you say if all the the internet was nothing but porn, and yes worse than it is now?


OMGWTFHEYBABY!


What would you say if a silly british girl entered your room and criticized you? (this isn't happening)



posted on Sep, 12 2005 @ 05:05 PM
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Originally posted by Raideur
What would you say if all the the internet was nothing but porn, and yes worse than it is now?


Doctor..I think I broke my wrist..

What would you say if...you hit 'delete' and accidentally erased the entire internet??







 
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