What would you say if...

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if the Buddah-sattvaa (SP?) appeared in front of you?

nothing...I wouldnt want to ruin the Zen of the moment

What would you say if...I told you there was a loaded rifle in a book depository and that the president was due to drive past in an open top car

You do it because that ain't my job!

What would you say if the FBI, CIA, NSA, and the NSC just showed up at your door right now?

No you cannot help take over the world, go home.

What would you say if your printer attempted to eat your hand?

"Again?!?, really now printer, I know ever since Paris Hilton thought you were a cat, you have a taste for human blood, but really, I'm your master, ande this is a master-slave technology, jeesh."



What would you say if Crystal Kay knocked on your door and asked to use your phone to call the tow truck?

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if Crystal Kay knocked on your door and asked to use your phone to call the tow truck?

"i say, allow me madam...would you care for a cup of tea whilst you wait? oh, your just in time for 'The Archers'.."
(dum-de-dum-dee dum-deee-dum..dum-dee-dum-de-daaah-dah..)

What would you say if..the buttons on your tv remote worked on humans

"Sweeeeet"


What would you say if you came home to see this in your bedroom.

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if you came home to see this in your bedroom.

"I got a flagpole right here baby"

What would you say if..you woke up with an extra pair of arms and legs?

"I got a flagpole right here baby"

ROTFLMFAO

What would you say if..you woke up with an extra pair of arms and legs?

"This can't be to good."

What would you say if you saw this guy standing in your way in the middle of the night?

Originally posted by timski

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if Crystal Kay knocked on your door and asked to use your phone to call the tow truck?

"i say, allow me madam...would you care for a cup of tea whilst you wait? oh, your just in time for 'The Archers'.."
(dum-de-dum-dee dum-deee-dum..dum-dee-dum-de-daaah-dah..)

What would you say if..the buttons on your tv remote worked on humans

I could get used to this!:w:

This is great...not one hint of ranting/flaming/poo-throwing...just good honest daft fun..

Peace and sunshine to all..

Since ya'll killed the thread...


What would you say if 300 crazed people chased after you with silly string, chocolate sauce, ketchup, and water balloons?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
Since ya'll killed the thread...

No we didnt..just giving a huge to all who have contributed to the fun on this thread so far..long may the daftness rule..take a chill pill, or a long cold beer good friend

What would you say if 300 crazed people chased after you with silly string, chocolate sauce, ketchup, and water balloons?

"ooooh stoppit, that tickles..gimme more" (all 300 are naked I presume...or should I say..I wish)

What would you say if...all the clocks struck 13?

"I think they need to hire a new clock maker"


What would you say if saw a blimp that highly resembles a phallis flying through the air broadcasting a message from Bush about us needing to be more religious as a country?

I want a pet monkey named phillip....

Wha twoudl you say if I stole your monkey?

"Hay, that kid just made off with my monkey made of back hair.."


What would you say if you saw some kid doing inapropriate things with a stuffed animal?

...What? I mean cutting it onto pieces...get your minds out of the gutter

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if saw a blimp that highly resembles a phallis flying through the air broadcasting a message from Bush about us needing to be more religious as a country?

"..the last thing we need right now is more religious b*llocks.."

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if you saw some kid doing inapropriate things with a stuffed animal?...What? I mean cutting it onto pieces...get your minds out of the gutter

"Jeffery Dahmer, I presume?"

What would you say if...you woke up tomorrow with the naughty-bits of the opposite sex?

Originally posted by timski
What would you say if...you woke up tomorrow with the naughty-bits of the opposite sex?

Boss? *cough cough* Hey...*sniiiiiff* - Yeah, I'm taking the day off *Big fake sneeze* - I'm sick....reeaall sick

What would you say if...you had a few too many and you wanted to hit on the chick/guy down at the end of the bar...

I might like you better if we slept together!



What wouldja say if there was a knock at your door and through your peephole you spy 5 Jehova Witnesses and 2 Krishnas all with ear to ear grins?

Originally posted by Lysergic
What wouldja say if there was a knock at your door and through your peephole you spy 5 Jehova Witnesses and 2 Krishnas all with ear to ear grins?

"My peephole is playing up !"

Sanc'.

Originally posted by sanctum
Sanc'.

Sad about the Titanic, eh?


What would you say if the world was actually painted red?