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posted on Sep, 6 2005 @ 02:47 PM
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Originally posted by gimmefootball400
What would you say if you won the Super Bowl?


I wanna thank God, and all my teammates, and my momma! I love you! Ya just gotta get out there and give 110%!


What would you say if the love of your life was loving some other guy's/girl's life?




posted on Sep, 6 2005 @ 05:42 PM
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What am I doing here then?

What would you say if I threw up on you?



posted on Sep, 6 2005 @ 06:52 PM
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Originally posted by gimmefootball400
What would you say if I threw up on you?


You owe me vodka!

What would you say if I ATE YOUR SOUL?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



posted on Sep, 6 2005 @ 08:05 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I ATE YOUR SOUL?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


dya want fries with that?


what would you say if you had 10 seconds of global tv broadcast airtime?



posted on Sep, 6 2005 @ 10:38 PM
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Originally posted by timski
what would you say if you had 10 seconds of global tv broadcast airtime?


HACK THE PLANET!!!


What would you say if Ozzy Osbourne showed up at your door?



posted on Sep, 6 2005 @ 11:25 PM
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"Oh for crying outloud, ANOTHER stupid drunk ex-druggie brit singer, what, is there a sign on my door that says "Madonna's kabbalah hut?"."


What would you say if you found out your life was an illusion, and you woke up in a test lab?



posted on Sep, 6 2005 @ 11:32 PM
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Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if you found out your life was an illusion, and you woke up in a test lab?


I wonder if I can dodge bulllets...


What would you say if you were an 80's cover band?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 12:33 AM
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"Rock on dudes and dudettes."



What would you do if a trans-dimensional worm-hole opened up in your living room?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 12:42 AM
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Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you do if a trans-dimensional worm-hole opened up in your living room?


Jump in and say, "What am I doing? I'm gonna die? Oh no!"

What would you say if you won the lottery... Only to misread the date for the winning numbers and see that it was a past drawing?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 12:58 AM
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What would you say if you won the lottery... Only to misread the date for the winning numbers and see that it was a past drawing?


"Sh*t, I can't f*cking believe this, how unfair."




What would you save if you saw a grey alien *Reticulan* doing jumping jacks?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 01:05 AM
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Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you save if you saw a grey alien *Reticulan* doing jumping jacks?


Hey buddy! New to the neighborhood? Well I'm having a BBQ this Friday, you're more than welcome to come... No, I won't be serving "hasge'ke" and for the matter I don't even know what that is. Hey, you're pretty good at doing those jumping jacks. You haven't even stopped while we've been talking! That's quite amazing. I bet all the ladies go for it... What? They don't? You abuct them? UH huh... I'll be running away now!

What would you say if you were offered a spot on the new, hit tv show "ATS TV?"



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 07:07 AM
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Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if you were offered a spot on the new, hit tv show "ATS TV?"


IT'S A DEAL!!! As long as I don't have to play that cmdrkeenkid guy.



What would you say if your cellphone was a bomb and if you talked less than 55 words a minute you would die?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 07:54 AM
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They say that cell phones cause brain tumors? (KA-BLOOEY!)

What would you say if you spontaneously combusted?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 01:41 PM
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"Well, this is quite an unfortunate prediciment, oh well, the stock market is about to crash anyway, it would have been jumping from a building anyways, this is quite painful. Anyone have a sedative?"



What would you say if an old fat naked german guy came running at you?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 06:45 PM
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I'd say SEE YA while running like a bat outta hell!

What would you say if you could turn yourself invisible just by your thoughts?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 06:56 PM
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Originally posted by gimmefootball400
What would you say if you could turn yourself invisible just by your thoughts?


Does this invisibility make my bum look big???

What would you say if I handed you £1000 to reward a kind action you showed toward a total stranger today?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 07:03 PM
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Thanks! I'll buy lunch.

What would you say if your computer started smoking and stopped working?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 07:08 PM
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What would you say if your computer started smoking and stopped working?


"Oh sh*t, hmm, should I get it fixed, or buy a new one."




What would you say if you saw the dancing baby from Ally Mcbeal?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 07:28 PM
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Originally posted by dbates
What would you say if your computer started smoking and stopped working?


hey a binary bong-buddy!!

sorry i couldnt resist..


Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if you saw the dancing baby from Ally Mcbeal?


jeez Poot (my pc's name..short for comPOOTer) how much you put in that one??

what would you say if a policeman offered you a toke?



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 07:44 PM
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(Not quite sure what a toke is, but im supposing its pot or something.)
"Are you really a police officer?"


What would you say if the Buddah-sattvaa (SP?) appeared in front of you?



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