"HE looks like a vampire, that's why I cut his head."

Police said that at around 6 a.m., Galvez stormed Hasermida's house, hit the victim unconscious and cut off his head and sex organ.

He then placed the victim's head on a stick and carried it around the neighborhood while shouting, "Si Bongkoy (referring to the victim) pinatay ko kay aswang kag bampira (I'll killed Bongkoy because he's a witch and a vampire)."

When his neighbors saw what he did, they called the police.

Thank God someone had enough sense to call the police!!!

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I want to say LMAO, but, a dude got killed. He might have been a vampire, or demon, or whatever, but DAMN. cut off both heads, and stick one on a pole and run around with it. Jeez.

ewww, gruesome. just shows what them drugs do to ya.


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MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA thats the funniest stuff ive seen all day. thanks for the laugh. The cutting off the small head was a bit far though.

omg! lol what the hell was that guy on

bloody hell... thats what too much absinth does to you!!!

Man, when i find out what he was on, I'm gonna buy it man. You know what else man? When i smoke it, I'll be wearing flare bottom jeans so big I'd have homeless people living under them man.

"How's my driving man?" "Dude, I think we're parked." Cheech and Chong.

Anyways man, I'm gonna go now man. Bye everybody man.

Originally posted by James the Lesser
Man, when i find out what he was on, I'm gonna buy it man. You know what else man? When i smoke it, I'll be wearing flare bottom jeans so big I'd have homeless people living under them man.

"How's my driving man?" "Dude, I think we're parked." Cheech and Chong.

Anyways man, I'm gonna go now man. Bye everybody man.

I have always wanted to get a gig like Cheech and Chong.

Now someone try and tell me drugs should be legalized. That's what I though. It is because of incidences like this that they will never become legal.

Drugs don't kill people (guns neither). People kill people.

Yah, I know. OLD.

Provided me a good laugh too, even thought it's sad for the vampire. May his soul rest in peace.

OMFG!!! No way that actually happened!!!

What's so unbelievable? That the guy cutted the other guy's head off? Or that he didn't plead 'insanity' to try and save his ass?