THE SECRET FORUM!!!

All we need now is access to the secret Moderator forums so we can see what they post about us

MrEisenhower, Your sig gets truncated for me. The bottom half ot the line "We are on the verge of...." is missing.

FYI.

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Now looking into ATS store for 'rotundness' - Secret Forum, no... Custom Titles, no... Bigger U2U space, no... aha... breast implantations only 3499 today!

MA...obviously you have not yet purchased your "Secret ATS Store" for 12000 points. Once you do that you will have all kinds of new body part enhancement options available to you. It will be very interesting to see what parts of you get enhanced.

Concerning the false rumors that keep popping up from such scoundrels as the General and Springer concerning my alleged rotundity...I happen to have an inside source that bears witness to the fact Springer has limited mental faculties and a blockhead...IF (and I do emphasize IF) I were to be currently endowed with rotundity, I would at least be able to state the following with confidence:

Yeah, well, I can go on diet but you'll continue to wake up stupid...

see my point?

You have to gain access!!! It is so freakn cool!!!

I'm not at liberty to discuss it any further. Dam!

huh? what? did sumbuddy say sumthin?

P...
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Originally posted by Valhall

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Now looking into ATS store for 'rotundness' - Secret Forum, no... Custom Titles, no... Bigger U2U space, no... aha... breast implantations only 3499 today!

MA...obviously you have not yet purchased your "Secret ATS Store" for 12000 points. Once you do that you will have all kinds of new body part enhancement options available to you. It will be very interesting to see what parts of you get enhanced.

I understand that Springer is due for a certain Cambodian punishment recently discussed elsewhere when you are next in company with him... but at the same time I hope you are self-satisfied with your newfound rotundness.

I intend to go out with the same bag of skin I came in with. No piercings, tats, augmentations whatsoever - just one little scar and a couple of fillings (although I will accept a well-designed brain chip if they are in vogue before 2030...)

What nature blessed me with is such perfection that it would be a sin to toy with any part of it.

I have not heard much about the secret forum, what is so great about it?

the fact that its secret!!!...

its very frustrating... i want in!!!

right im going to slit my wrists and put salt in them now...

Originally posted by Springer
Click on a post with a Chinese Pug icon and you are in

If you don't know that Chinese Pug is William One Sac's dog Spooky, then you don't deserve to be allowed access to that forum

~I'm sorry. What's so great about this secret forum in which you must pay 3000 or so points to gain access too? Does is serve free cold beer? Tell me what's up with this.

~Peace
Jeff

Im wondering wether or not i should buy it?
I have the Points, but is it really worth it?
Oh well.
You live once, So here goes nothing, Here i come Secret Forum, With all your secrets and sort which you keep secret from us who seek to discover the secret.
Deep

Another one bites the dust.

"Steve walks wanly down the street
With his brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat, yeah

Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too, another one bites the dust"

Haha sorry I had to do it.

witness the amazing bass guitar tallent of queen...

bom bom bom.. hahaha very sad!!

witness the amazing bass guitar tallent of queen...

bom bom bom.. hahaha very sad!!

Hey man it gets the job done. Ever heard of K.I.S.S.? (Stands for keep it simple stupid)

if you have the points and click on the dog do you have accsess all the time

Originally posted by ID

witness the amazing bass guitar tallent of queen...

bom bom bom.. hahaha very sad!!

Hey man it gets the job done. Ever heard of K.I.S.S.? (Stands for keep it simple stupid)

I hear the Secret Forum has all the good oil on Gene Simmons' reticulated tongue and where they bred the massive genetically mutated Komodo Dragon that it was spliced from.

Haha not the kiss I was refering to MaskedAvatar but it will work.

Fu@k the secret forum.