Conspiracy Haiku exhibition

(not a competition).

IF like me, your Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder finds momentary relief by inventing its own rituals, try writing some conspiracy Haikus:


Magic bullets fly
and Oswald is the victim
as truth is murdered.


or this one, whic I call "1913:"

Congress abdicates
power to the new-born Fed
U.S. taxes us


or how about these:

It can't happen here
on the day the earth stood still
see darkness at noon


our purity of essence
we can go into the mines
cowboy rides the bomb

Aliens not real
Yes, we did land on the Moon
Osama did it



Where's TRG when you need him?