Two jokes that were played on me, that in retrospect were pretty funny.
My buddy told two different girls in which I had NOOOOOOOOO interest in, and that were really on the psycho side , that really had a thing for me.
that i wanted to meet them at the bar i used to drink at. he told them both to meet me a half hour from each other. So when the first one showed up I
was like "hey what the hell are you doing here?" which the reply was "for Our DATE!" having had a couple drinks I was at a loss for words.
My buddy quickly jumped in and intervened and said "oh yeah i forget to mention, I told her that you would have a drink with her. Don't worry dude
she's just here for one drink. ANd i don't know why she is saying its a date , She just asked where you would be and i told her you would be
here,Maybe she misunderstood(she was a foriegn lady and by lady i mean a little too old for my taste). Then the second one showed up, and i was like
umm.......Hey,she said " sorry i'm late i couldn't find a sitter."
When i told the second one what happened she thought I was tryint to back out?!?!?! well long story short it wasn't very pleasent to experience and i
felt bad for the two woman, While i would never do that to somebody, It was funny
They other joke played on me (At this particular point and time I would have one night stands every so often) Me and my buddy were on a pretty
friednly bases with a couple of the cops in town.the town was so small that the cops Patroled the local mall (where I had two little kiosk) and also
it was after 9/11 so it wasn't taht odd of a thing. Well this one female cops shows up and tells me she has something to tell me.
"Gerry i don't know if you remember this girl from a couple weeks ago, but when i was at the station Her parents went in wanting to press charges
I responded "WHAT?!?!?"
then she said "i guess it ends up she 17, and they were very upset that she didn't come home one night a couple weeks ago""after a week she told
Them where she was and what she did"
Well long story short once again........................she was in the airforce so while such a thing was improbable it wasn't impossible. The girl
in question told me she was 19, and the female cop told me so that i would know that i might be called in or brought in.
To be honest I wasn't ever so scared in my life, thoughts racing through my head i closed shop and went for a drink, after two beers i figured Well I
should've asked for id and gotta take whatever coming to me
and went out to open up my shop there were still two hours left for my working day.
Guess who started laughing hysterically when i walked by?My prankster buddy and the cop, Yeah once again not funny............at the time. But now i
look back and think thats prolly one of the best joke EVER! I mean how can you top that?