posted on Aug, 10 2005 @ 01:52 PM
"Common sense is instinct; enough of it is genius" --GB Shaw.
"There is no reality except in action." --JP Sartre
"I was paranoid before paranoia was cool."--Anonymous
"The biggest conspiracy has always been the fact that there is no conspiracy. Nobody's out to get you. Nobody [cares] whether you live or die.
There, you feel better now?"
-- Dennis Miller
"When the conspiracy of lies surrounding me demands of me to silence the one word of truth given to me, that word becomes the one word I wish to
utter above all others." --Andre P. Brink
"The world is in a constant conspiracy against the brave. It's the age-old struggle: the roar of the crowd on the one side, and the voice of your
conscience on the other." --Douglas MacArthur
"Anyone who knows how difficult it is to keep a secret among three men - particularly if they are married - knows how absurd is the idea of a
worldwide secret conspiracy consciously controlling all mankind by its financial power; in real, clear analysis." --Oswald Mosley
"In fact, one thing that I have noticed... is that all of these conspiracy theories depend on the perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think
you'll find the facts also work if you assume everyone is endlessly stupid."
--Brian E. Moore
"America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy." --John Updike
"From infancy on, we are all spies; the shame is not this but that the secrets to be discovered are so paltry and few." --John Updike
"Do not mistake for conspiracy and intrigue what can best be explained by stupidity and incompetence." --Unknown
"Oh mortal man, is there anything you cannot be made to believe?"
"The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers, the special interests. An invisible
empire has been set up above the forms of democracy."
"Be lion-mettled, proud, and take no care
Who chafes, who frets, or where conspirers are!"
-- William Shakespeare, Macbeth (Apparition at IV, i)
"While you here do snoring lie,
His time doth take."
-- William Shakespeare, The Tempest (Ariel at II, i)
"The only thing keeping you alive is the lack of a convenient way to dispose of the body." -- Anon
"Learn to swim, but never EVER go in the water." --Drake
"'A Conspiracy!' cried the delighted lady, clapping her hands. 'Of all things, I do like a Conspiracy! It’s so interesting!'"
-- Lewis Carroll, My Lady, Sylvie and Bruno (1889)
"The wronger a conspiracy is, the better it is."
-- Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer's Conspiracy
"Security gives way to conspiracy."
-- William Shakespeare, The soothsayer's message, Julius Caesar
"If the intelligence community is a family, think of us as the uncle no one talks about." --Agent Lowry, Conspiracy Theory (1997)
"A good conspiracy is unprovable."--Jerry Fletcher, Conspiracy Theory (1997)
"If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know."--Unknown
"Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia"
"I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil."--Unknown
"If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy." --Unknown
"Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!" --Unknown
"Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat." --Unknown
"Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you." --Unknown
"The universe is laughing behind your back." --Unknown
"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." --Jonathan Swift
[edit on 2005/8/10 by GradyPhilpott]