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From It's Eeeeviiiil!!!! page
The "Star Wars Surprise"
Surprise! Yoda is really...Satan! Bored preacher discovers that if you flip a Mendes pentacle over, it kinda sorta looks like Yoda with a very pointy head. He writes "Most think I'm nuts.." No kidding.
Satan's Bid for Your Child!
A vintage anti-Hippie sermon, circa 1971. "The first part of the hippie program is to kill your parents..."
How Teletubbies Teach Toddlers
Teletubbies, tools of Satan (hmm, maybe she has a point..)
Pokemon was the biggest tool of Satan- at least until Harry Potter arrived and whipped the hysterical into an even bigger tizzy... (What is it with these people and blinking gifs, anyhow?)
Dungeons and Demons
Quote: "Evil roleplaying games are sliding our children on a greased pole straight to the FLAMES of HELL for ETERNAL TORMENT, Satan laughing aloud at this! " Complete with hilarious animated graphics.
The Disney Bloodline
Disney, the Illuminati, more: "a major contributor to the demise of America, while maintaining a very well constructed front of wholesomeness."
The Force is a Tool of Satan
"The Jewish George Lucas is telling us Christians that God isn't good enough and wants us to believe in a higher secular human force. Tell that to Jesus, George!"
From the Dungeons and Demons link
WASHING MAHINES WITH TRANSPARTENT LID AROUSE SINFUL THOUGHTS! As lingerie rotates around the washing machine, if you watch it, it arouses sexual thoughts in your mind!
NEW PROOF D&D GAMES IS SATANIC!!!!!!11!1!!!!! If you read D&D books ALOUD and listen to it BACKWARDS you hear horrible EVIL SATANIC MESSAGES!!! You must never listen to it if you are not extreamely STRONG in faith!