The English Language go Figure!

Probably created by the male species... (just a shot since there was a thread made about dumb blondes)



THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE GO FIGURE
A farm can produce produce.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
I did not object to the object.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
They were too close to the door to close it.
After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
We polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
The present is a good time to present the present.
At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
The dove dove into the bushes.



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lol

Those are really great!

I really enjoyed

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

I thought that was a great one!