posted on Aug, 6 2005 @ 11:27 PM
Just thought I would share with you this draft article that I will probably sell to whoever wants the copyright. Copyright all rights reserved....
Today 4 suspected terrorists were arrested, and later spread eagled by armed police so that reporters could interview them.
“We just wanted to prove that the invasion of Afghanistan was justified” said one of the bewildered terrorist’s moments after his bomb had
failed to detonate.
Another added “after our Muslim brothers heroically sacrificed their lives on 9/11 towards bringing Messiah Bush another crushing victory over the
infidel American people we thought we could do the same here”.
Meanwhile the Messiah Rumsfeld was quick to play down any terrorists connections with Iraq. “Terrorists fight because they want to terrorise; not
because they want to support our invasion of Iraq” he said.
When asked if there were any terrorists in Iraq he checked his watch and said “no; but we have reason to believe that there’s plenty of people out
there who would welcome them as liberators with flowers”.
Messiah Blair joined in with Rumsfeld and other world leaders in condemning the attempted terrorist outrage; calling it “old Labour”.
He said “You know sometimes I look at these people and think “I could be one of them” but then you look at where I really am, and realise that
democracy is the better way forward” he also said “these people want to divide us from the United States by causing us to start even more wars
than they do” their agenda is a backward old Labour one which is obsessed with ever greater public spending, on including ever more countries into
the British Commonwealth.
New Labour on the other hand believes in the privatisation of small nations through working with our allies such as the United States towards
installing dysfunctional democracies and corrupt governments of their own”. When asked if “any of these would one day be nice places to live in”
he said “only time will tell”.
At a later hastily arranged press conference Messiah Blair was asked “how the people of London should deal with the threat of terrorism?” “stay
united” said the Messiah before adding “behind me”.
“We cannot let these suspected would-be suicide-bomber fanatical Muslim fundamentalists terrorist extremists threaten our British way of life.
However upon cross examination I regret to inform you that the police and security services where able to conclude those in police custody had close
links with fundamentalist Iran. They where also able to reveal invaluable information about the countries nuclear programme.”
“At 12 o’clock I spoke to the Iranian ambassador and asked that they dismantle their nuclear programme by 1 p.m. Well I have to tell you now that
there has been no dismantling of their nuclear programme and that subsequently this nation is now at war”
A startled journalist asked “but how can Britain ever be expected to defeat the nation of Turban Tyranny?” There was a quit pause as the Messiah
looked through his history book before replying “we shall fight them in the mountains, we shall fight them in the caves, and on the hillsides and on
the beaches; not to mention the streets of Liverpool. Never will this nation surrender!!” there a was roaring cheer, followed by live Foxed News
footage of B52 bombers taking off to deliver the first payload of death and destruction against the evil land of Turban Tyranny”.
Also in today’s paper: Eminem arrested after shooting a Muslim during his latest album recording, Britney Spears says “I like men in uniform”
and empty laughing gas canisters are discovered in the conference room used by Messiah Bush in last nights “State of the Draconian
Address”-terrorism suspected as the likely cause.
Also in today’s “Finding Osamo” feature Professor Rupert Murdoch joins our campaign for comedy to be included under the new terrorist act; and
explains how humour can be an unlikely weapon of mass destruction, before asking the deadly seriouis question of “could Osama Dim Laden be building
a joke in the mountains?”
As ever this paper would like to repeat its warning to terrorists that “bad news sells”, and would ask that any terrorist reading, consider those
before them who (unwillingly or not) became Marta’s of their excellencies Bush & Blair and all the Zionist aims that lie before them.