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Vanilla Ice is coming to my town LAWLZ

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posted on Aug, 4 2005 @ 07:13 PM
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it's true, the vanilla ice man will be here this month.

My question is, is he touring as old school vanilla ice, or it is his lil band?



either way I'm tempted to go :p




posted on Aug, 4 2005 @ 07:21 PM
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Meh...I don't like his music, it's horrible.



posted on Aug, 4 2005 @ 08:19 PM
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Originally posted by Striker122
Meh...I don't like his music, it's horrible.


What, you dontl ike the iceman?



posted on Aug, 4 2005 @ 08:51 PM
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Yeah, I'm not a fan either, but hey, still pretty cool!



posted on Aug, 4 2005 @ 08:52 PM
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on the laugh factor he rates a solid 8.2



posted on Aug, 5 2005 @ 01:31 AM
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He is so crap that he has crossed the line into funny, so he is now cool



So the rules of pop culture say.




posted on Aug, 5 2005 @ 04:27 AM
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Ive only heard some of his new stuff...

I think it was a track he done with insane clown posse
i was very impressed with his new stuff
he sounds much better!

he had a show in London last year with Wolfpac, i couldn't go cause i was too busy with college work



posted on Aug, 5 2005 @ 10:06 AM
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Yo V.I.P. ..............................Let's kick it!!!!!!!


This guy can't get any more whack!

Did anybody watch that show on VH1 with Vanilla? He spent the whole time acting like a little girl.

Note to Loser Van Winkle: Stop beating your wife up and start accepting the fact that you were one of the biggest jokes ever. Suge should have dropped you off that balcony and ended your misery.

Peace



posted on Aug, 5 2005 @ 11:26 AM
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I thought the Iceman melted down years ago.
Vanilla puddle..I'd pay to see that..



posted on Aug, 5 2005 @ 02:34 PM
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Van illa Ice

Look at this dewd! His name alone sends me into convulsions of laughter!

You know he made a movie..


he has a fromage frai factor of 9 and therefore rate him with greats such as :
The Hoff


William Shatner

Sheriff John Burnell



You godda go see this dude!



posted on Aug, 5 2005 @ 03:15 PM
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Originally posted by Klepto
You know he made a movie..



I recorded this movie just so I could erase it.

What a goober!!

Let's have some fun with the lyrics now:

Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby


"Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine"

"Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells"

Right. Whatever Van Winkle!!!

Peace



posted on Aug, 6 2005 @ 07:53 AM
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Heh...I remember at school some kid was bothering me so I just said

"Shure what ever Vanilla Ice" and walked away...

the kid was so confused


see some good music like Rammstein or Mindless Self Indulgence =D



posted on Aug, 6 2005 @ 08:16 AM
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Can you believe though, people actually liked his rapping back in the day.



posted on Aug, 6 2005 @ 08:20 AM
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His new stuff is really good...

he dropped the whole "popstar" style and focused on more alternative style.



posted on Aug, 6 2005 @ 10:16 AM
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he can rap okay so I don't understand wtf is up with ppl saying he can't?

I mean he still sucks balls and all.

However if you heard his lil rap on the bloodhound gang cd its kinda sweet




it's just his fake ass mentality that was gay. wigger4tehwin also ain't he from dallas and not miami?



Yo bloodhound gang and rob van winkle together on this track
Stop as we drop this bomb
Blow up this place like another vietnam
Heavy like a tyson blow to the dome
Back up son give me room give me room
To set it off like this don’t give it up
I’m all up in you till you just can’t get enough
Real hard to the bone you want more
I sneak up on you like a sniper at your back door
Phat flavor for your brain you know the time
So check the wrath it’s for real I’m gonna get mine
Roll up on you like eastwood
Blowing up fifteens as I’m riding through your neighborhood
I spreads butter like parkay
Real smooth with flow and even when I parlay
Do what you feel and check the skill
I’m in your grill peep this I got the raw deal
I’m in your jeep grand cherokee or land cruiser
When you’re rolling through the hood you want to use a
Track like this all up in your eardrum
So check the e.q. and let them speakers hum
And gets crazy like prozac
Hype enough to start a party and ill as a heart attack
Round one round two knockout
Straight to your head my round never lights out

Tah rah tah rah tah rah boom dee
Tah rah tah rah tah rah boom dee a
Jimmy jimmy y’all jimmy damn jimmy yea
Gimme the mic rob so I can take it away
Got more lines than the welfare office
Are you upset you’ll never get to be as clever as this?
Spreadin’ quicker than your mom have a feel but don’t cop it
Yea I stole your beat but that’s cause you dropped it
Crude as oil unrefined but slick
I’m gonna get you from behind like a gay convict
Cause my name ain’t quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the jim jones cult I’ll take you out with one punch
You’re spiro agnew and I’m the dick you answer to
You’re sweating like a watermelon at a baptist bar-b-cue
Sneaking up like celery yeah I’m stalking
I squeak like stephen hawkings yeah but I’m walkin’
Nose to ground so this bloodhound will sniff and follow it
I hope you choke on your pride when I make you swallow it
Screaming like a mimi when you see me coming near you
Like a kenny loggins’ record no one’s ever gonna to hear you
Like a game of hide and seek it’s all over if I see ya
Cause your yellower than tinkle and you’ll be running like diarrhea
Tah rah tah rah tah rah boom dee
Tah rah tah rah tah rah boom dee a

his is in bold :p


but he is still mega gay in the way he is and will always be but he has some talent, just once you went where he went its hard to climb out of the pit of lollering.




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