Originally spaketh by the President of the United States at the onset of his Texas vacation of thirty and three days
"I think that part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought," Bush said. "You're asking me whether or not people ought to
be exposed to different ideas, the answer is yes."
He wants to teach
"both" theories. Okay?
Science and the "other" kind.
The ones that says things like...
We came from the mating of the Sky God's son and a
special five-toed chicken.
Or, we came from the first two creatures (
a giant named Ymir and a cow named Audhumla) that
rose spontaneously from the mixture of the glacial waters of Niflheim (the land of ice and mist) and the warm winds of Muspellsheim (the land of
fire).
Or, it took several colorful attempts to make man (each effort needing to be destroyed), due to various reasons like the
Gods losing manly ball game challenges to the Lords of Death.
Or, as is often pondered in these forums "aliens did it."
Or, if you prefer, another equally
'intelligent designer' theory is as
follows:
Genesis 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living
soul.
21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
And there you have it!
"Both" theories. All good.
The scientifically verifiable and testable theory (either ultimately provable or disprovable) and the
five-toed chicken, cow humping giant, soccer
playing, Zeta Reticulan, mudpie making, rib stealing "intelligent designer" versions.
Ridiculous. Absolutely frailing idiotic. No. Hell no. The Jewish version is not any different than Mayans thinking a giant flying serpent came to
earth and laid human eggs. Plus... hello, not Jewish over here. Not a vassal of the Roman Empire. Not subject to Spanish Conquistadors. Super, you
burned everything my people wrote, but that doesn't make your bull# BETTER. If anything, most AMERICAN ancestors came from a combination of Animist
Cow Humpers.
Yay, somebody raped my ancestors, now I must support the indoctrination of ancient Jewish lore. No. NO.
NO.
Metaphysical origins gibberish is just that. Gibberish. It's not verifiable, not testable in the slightest, and it never ever will be. Evolution can
at least be proven wrong or updated one day. That's why it's science. Freaking fairy tales never can.
And the man with his finger on the button of a SUPERPOWER thinks he came from mud or some other metaphysical fart in the emptiness and wants taxpayers
to support "exposing" us to that. I already pay for cults to say condoms cause AIDS under Faith Based Community Initiatives.
Screw that. And the horse Jesus humped to make you "intelligent design" forced exposure fairy tale fans.