OK, while William and Simon are at rest, here's the forbidden entry "Simon and Me", in the vein of Michael Moore's "Roger and Me".
This is up for 15 minutes, then gone forever.
(Originally submitted last week by emails - I wasn't in it for the points!)
There is a MS Access table in here to do with some music that has been corrupted by the XMB format, obviously - ignore it.
And I've chopped out the absolute giveaway details.
* Gone, on schedule *
[Edited on 4-9-2003 by MaskedAvatar]