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reply posted on 30-8-2003 @ 05:04 AM by ilovepizza
I think Simon Gray is a complex person. His inner self is like Kermit the Frog. Here is a picture of what his inner slef fantasizes about before he
goes to bed. This is what his inner slef desieres but Simon does not let it come out.
On the out side he is a very muscular man. The big pimp Simon is, he trys to scew hot women who work in the government, to get information. He loves to eat pizza while reading ATS posts. Beware when he is eating pizza and reading ATS posts though because if you bother him he might bite. Not the hard bite but the soft sexual bite. Simon is very open with other people and is not afraid to share what is on his mind. If he thinks a girl is a slut he will call her one.
He owns his own chain of pizza restaurants called Big Pimpin Pizza Joint. Simon can't go more than 2 hours without checking up on ATS unless he is asleep. So during dates and sex he has to check on ATS using a cell phone. 2 hours for some people may be a really long time but Simon can last up to 6 hours .
Simons favorite books are Kama-Sutra and Green Eggs and Ham. Simon is extremly flexiable and is always trying new things from Kama-Sutra. He won second place in the most knowledgeable person of the Kama-Sutra. He was asked to teach a class on the book and now enjoys doing demonstrations of the different styles during class. As a child Simon has always wanted to make Green Eggs and Ham, so he hopes he can find some advance alien beign who can teach him how.
This is who Simon Gray is. If you dont like him well he does'nt give a #.
[Edited on 30-8-2003 by ilovepizza]
[Edited on 1-9-2003 by ilovepizza]
On the out side he is a very muscular man. The big pimp Simon is, he trys to scew hot women who work in the government, to get information. He loves to eat pizza while reading ATS posts. Beware when he is eating pizza and reading ATS posts though because if you bother him he might bite. Not the hard bite but the soft sexual bite. Simon is very open with other people and is not afraid to share what is on his mind. If he thinks a girl is a slut he will call her one.
He owns his own chain of pizza restaurants called Big Pimpin Pizza Joint. Simon can't go more than 2 hours without checking up on ATS unless he is asleep. So during dates and sex he has to check on ATS using a cell phone. 2 hours for some people may be a really long time but Simon can last up to 6 hours .
Simons favorite books are Kama-Sutra and Green Eggs and Ham. Simon is extremly flexiable and is always trying new things from Kama-Sutra. He won second place in the most knowledgeable person of the Kama-Sutra. He was asked to teach a class on the book and now enjoys doing demonstrations of the different styles during class. As a child Simon has always wanted to make Green Eggs and Ham, so he hopes he can find some advance alien beign who can teach him how.
This is who Simon Gray is. If you dont like him well he does'nt give a #.
[Edited on 30-8-2003 by ilovepizza]
[Edited on 1-9-2003 by ilovepizza]
reply posted on 30-8-2003 @ 09:51 PM by falcon
Finally found a picture of simon been looking for it for about a week here it is.
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Falcon
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www.abovetopsecret.com...
Falcon
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reply posted on 30-8-2003 @ 10:23 PM by falcon
Poor simon after all when I posted this several months ago I never realised that simon was the one with the lightsaber that killed his family and to
think we all laughed.
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Falcon
reply posted on 31-8-2003 @ 11:16 AM by Sarcasimo
Well it seems to me that Mr. Grey is a very complex person, with many different personas.
**A few pictures ahead**
I present to you, The Many (3) Moods of Simon Grey.*
In line for Star Wars Eps I, II and soon III:
Paraniod, sitting in a tree house with a computer wirelessly connected to the net:
Many years from now:
What does he do: Well besides watching over ATS, he..well quite honestly no one knows, It is all part of the myth.
What does he look like? ^look up^
What does he eat? Well if he is in the tree house, he is eating food for survival, leaves, bugs, birds. Occasionally the delivered pizza or Chinese food left in a black mail box far from the tree house.
Does he shave? Yes, with a large machete, and or hunting knife.
As for the ladies deodorant, no it scares away the small creatures, (the birds bugs and other appetizers)
That is who I think Simon Grey is.
* May not be actual moods, or information, or pictures...but maybe it is...
[Edited on 31-8-2003 by Sarcasimo]
**A few pictures ahead**
I present to you, The Many (3) Moods of Simon Grey.*
In line for Star Wars Eps I, II and soon III:
Paraniod, sitting in a tree house with a computer wirelessly connected to the net:
Many years from now:
What does he do: Well besides watching over ATS, he..well quite honestly no one knows, It is all part of the myth.
What does he look like? ^look up^
What does he eat? Well if he is in the tree house, he is eating food for survival, leaves, bugs, birds. Occasionally the delivered pizza or Chinese food left in a black mail box far from the tree house.
Does he shave? Yes, with a large machete, and or hunting knife.
As for the ladies deodorant, no it scares away the small creatures, (the birds bugs and other appetizers)
That is who I think Simon Grey is.
* May not be actual moods, or information, or pictures...but maybe it is...
[Edited on 31-8-2003 by Sarcasimo]
