posted on Aug, 27 2003 @ 04:09 AM
Okay I'll try this...
Simon at age 20
Simon Gray, otherwise known as Charlie, or Chalie Tramp, never even dreamed of creating a conspiracy forum. He is an Englishman who is 4'9" and had
long brown hair with a large beard. On a cold winter day the council nicked a tin of his cold beans. Obviously Simon, or Charlie as he was still known
as was furious. Thus started charlies trip into the obsurd.
The only way Charlie could redeem his can of beans was to dress up as a women and woe the head of the council. Obviously the councilman didn't fall
the bean stained beard. By the way the Council happened to be Brixton council. The only thing Charlie could do was to change his name to Simon
Simon at age 30
Eventually Simon forgot about his can beans, and eventually he stopped self-harming himself. He then came up with a brillant idea. The amazing Simon
Gray decided to become a Circus Acrobat. But what he didn't know was that he had to be able to do acrobatics to do that. So instead he made a
conspiracy website. But Simon never lost he passion of dressing up in womens clothing. During the 1990's he moved to America under the name of Monica
Lewinsky and fortunately gathered some Above Top Secret intel from Former President Bill Clinton for some sexual favors. This created great content
for his site.
Simon Gray is now a filthy rich buisnessman who hangs out at Wine Bars during the day and Brothels at night. Well respectedd in the community he likes
to hand out cans of beans to poorer families and his home has become a respite for the homeless.
Tada... Simon Gray