BlackLabyrinth - what it's really for

I have found the true meaning and purpose of the Black Labyrinth.

You get your little brother, or anyone you feel like messing with. You tell them to look really close at the swirling object. Say stuff, "don't you see it?" Of course, they'll say no. Keep telling them to look closer... closer... and finally...

SMACK!

You hit them on the back of the head and make them hit their face on the monitor screen while you laugh your butt off as you skip and jump down the street.

Then the Black Vans roll out and the Reptilians snag you and take you to the Freemason Lodge, which is controlled by the Vatican, which is controlled by the White House, which is controlled by the Templars, who are controlled by the Priory of Sion, who are controlled by the Bilderburgs, who are controlled by Wal-Mart, which is controlled by the Illuminati, who are controlled by, none other than...

PEZ DISPENSERS, INC!

Case closed! (fade out with X-Files theme song)