posted on Jul, 30 2005 @ 02:57 AM
You would not believe the idiots that are in this world today, with my luck I'm always around them. Here I am minding my own business while coming
out of a store from the mall and some dumbass lady stops me for a stress test. At first I said no but then just did it anyway just to humor the dumb
bitch. She kept asking questions about me and my life and what was possibly stressing me out. I thought to myself, "what's the point of this test if
they're going to stress you out even more by getting involved in your personal life?"
As time went on, this lady had the nerve to tell me that I should pick up a copy of some dumb book, read it and then proceed to start changing my life
around. At first I just ignored her hoping she would shut up but she kept getting worse. She tells me that twenty years ago she came to some lady, the
same lady who was also giving free stress tests, and she completely changed her f**ked up life around. Ever since then, she said she now has five
different companies, has a great family and makes half a million dollars a year. Then I thought to myself, "If this b*tch is making half a million
dollars a year, WTF is she doing sitting on her ass giving out free stress tests at a mall for?!"
At that point she proceeded to ask me to purchase this book and I of course told her no, saying I had no money whatsoever. She proceeded to ask me if
I had a bank card or a visa, she even accused me of having eight dollars in my wallet! This is when anger starts setting in and I tell you I was not
happy at this point. She looks at me and says, "What's the matter? What's going on in your head?" I said, "Nothing is going on, I'm perfectly
fine." She goes, "Well what are you doing standing here, are you going to buy the book?" I said, "No, I'm not going to buy that book." She then
pissed me off by saying, "Well then leave, go away, if you're not going to buy the book then just get out of here." That right there did it for me,
I looked her in her eyes and said, "F*ck off you stupid b*tch." I walked away and she was lucky I didn't get that book and throw it in her face!
Ugh, has anyone ever been in a situation like this before? Honestly I felt better after telling that b*tch what I thought of her.