Legal to keep wiccans as pets

Originally posted by Umbrax
Wicca is a religion.

Then how did they catch it and how can you feed a religon?

Wtf?

I think my post about keeping wiccans as pets is totally suitable when the other major threads at present are Oh for a world without religion...... and Islam is the Problem , and Over 1 Billion Muslims and Growing

In these contexts keeping wiccans as pets is TOTALLY acceptable, isn't it?

Originally posted by ilovemyak47
Well I am just new here, and this is my first post and I thought I was trying to help.
Sure that article is on there, you just didn't follow the link properly.

I clicked the link. I hit control + F to find the text.
I googled the whole site.

You can even just look for the words wiccan pet law and you wont find your quote.

If you say it is there then please provide the actual link to the quote posted above.

What exactly were you trying to help with by the way?

Originally posted by ilovemyak47
I think my post about keeping wiccans as pets is totally suitable when the other major threads at present are Oh for a world without religion...... and Islam is the Problem , and Over 1 Billion Muslims and Growing

In these contexts keeping wiccans as pets is TOTALLY acceptable, isn't it?

I don't know why those threads are acceptable either.
Although not all of them are started to be against a religion.

I guess I should say thanks for trying to make a point, but I don't think people will get it.

[edit on 27/7/2005 by Umbrax]

Well you certinaly didn't.....

Psss, I got my wiccans breeding, do you want to buy some babies?

Did anyone? This probably would of been more effective in about 12 hours.

im willing to bet that if there was a satire about keeping a jew as a pet, it would not look as funny.

Since 'petdom' requires ownership and responsibility, I suggest we provide adequate laws forcing wiccan owners to send their pets to the vets on a regular basis.
Also...since these pets are subservient to us uber humans, do you think they could be used for cotton harvests?
Also, we should enact laws making it illegal to interbreed with their masters.

Don't forget to spayed and neuter them. Can't have them breeding in the wild !

Just on a side note...I'm a little worried about some of the strega covens seeing this thread. There may be serious consequences if they do...these guys kilt the minotaur, don't forget.
Best stick this in a place no-one will ever find it...somewhere deep in the black vaults of BTS or the Vatican crypts.

Originally posted by shadow watcher
im willing to bet that if there was a satire about keeping a jew as a pet, it would not look as funny.

I don't know about Jews or Wiccans; but I'm happy to announce I'm a middle age white guy kept as a pet and almost paper trained.

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