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Legal to keep wiccans as pets

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posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:05 AM
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This sucks!

This new law has been just enacted.
From here


New Wiccan pet law enacted.
Wiccans or wica is a religion whereby the practitioners believe in spirits and natural forces.
Until now such followers have been a protected species, and not often seen in public.

In a new groundbreaking law enacted by the Southern Baptist Republicans Commitee all Southern States will now allow their citizens to keep up to five wiccans at a time as pets.

Under this new law pet wiccans must be given adequate shelter, food and exercise. Breeding will be allowed but the owners must be licienced.

The new law is expected to be popular among pet owners and breeders. There was a welcome reception by pet owners and church goers who have lobbied for years to be able to own their own wiccans. The new law was passed witht eh approval of George Bush who has ordered 2 to keep at the whitehouse and which he intends to breed.




posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:07 AM
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This was already posted.. Read the forum next time.

www.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:09 AM
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It wasn't posted dude. This is another link. It does tie in thoguh to the other thing kinda.



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:10 AM
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Hey wow it must be true, I wonder where you can get a good breeding pair



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:10 AM
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LMAO, that is funny NC. Before you know it wiccan farms will pop up all over the world



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:11 AM
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thichheaded
Way to live up to your screenname!


It's a different source, and it's a different angle.

Don't be so critical!


This is hilarious!



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:20 AM
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Originally posted by WyrdeOne
thichheaded
Way to live up to your screenname!


Is that a compiment or something??

Besides thats why I picked my name.. haha..

I think its the same thing as the other post, but whatever...



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:21 AM
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No, something weird is happening.
I feel like I'm being distracted from something...

By the way, welcome to ATS ilovemyak47.
I see this see your first post since joining ATS in April.

Wiccans are apart of the ATS community too. I don't really find these two threads funny.



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:22 AM
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I found some wild ones!!

www.icknieldwaymorrismen.org.uk...

We can trap our own, to start breeding.



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:30 AM
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umbrax
I'm the first one to jump on people for race-baiting and bigotry, but satire is exempt. I suppose you're not a fan of Voltaire.

Well I am!


This is funny. There's no two ways about it.



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:42 AM
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Had a Wiccan once... Chewed up the furniture, the carpet was never the same... An indiscretion of youth...

ASPCA doesn't take them on the whole adoption angle...

Satirical Monkeys, not just for re-living poor decisions anymore...



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 12:55 AM
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This is old news, my family has been breeding wiccans in secret for 3 generations. They make great pets as long as you hide the candles.



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 01:05 AM
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is it edible?

i could start a new fast food chain...
if its legal ... of course




posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 01:08 AM
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will they be released in the upcoming Pokemon Turquoise (or whatever color hasn't been used yet)?
I'm feeling a bit under par nowdays...



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 02:27 AM
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What's a wicca ?


Is it like an animal or something ?



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 02:40 AM
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Originally posted by muzzleflash
is it edible?

i could start a new fast food chain...
if its legal ... of course



I don't know that I'd want to eat one. The females tend to not bathe or shave their underarms.



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 02:57 AM
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I can't find that quote on the link provided.

In fact it doesn't look like it is there at all.
www.google.ca... h

What is up with this?

The web site isn't even a 'joke' site.
tylwythteg.com is "The Homepage of Welsh Witchcraft."

In fact many links on this web site go to religioustolerance.org.

What is the Deal here, and why is this thread still in "Other Current Events"?

This thread is BS.


What is really going on here?



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 03:18 AM
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Originally posted by joyouslyhumored
What's a wicca ?


Is it like an animal or something ?

I'd also like to know. I thought it was a religon, I'm so confused at the moment.



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 03:21 AM
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Wicca is a religion.



posted on Jul, 27 2005 @ 03:22 AM
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Well I am just new here, and this is my first post and I thought I was trying to help.
Sure that article is on there, you just didn't follow the link properly.



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