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New Wiccan pet law enacted.
Wiccans or wica is a religion whereby the practitioners believe in spirits and natural forces.
Until now such followers have been a protected species, and not often seen in public.
In a new groundbreaking law enacted by the Southern Baptist Republicans Commitee all Southern States will now allow their citizens to keep up to five wiccans at a time as pets.
Under this new law pet wiccans must be given adequate shelter, food and exercise. Breeding will be allowed but the owners must be licienced.
The new law is expected to be popular among pet owners and breeders. There was a welcome reception by pet owners and church goers who have lobbied for years to be able to own their own wiccans. The new law was passed witht eh approval of George Bush who has ordered 2 to keep at the whitehouse and which he intends to breed.
Originally posted by WyrdeOne
Way to live up to your screenname!
Originally posted by muzzleflash
is it edible?
i could start a new fast food chain...
if its legal ... of course
Originally posted by joyouslyhumored
What's a wicca ?
Is it like an animal or something ?