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Kenyan man offers 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage

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posted on Jul, 26 2005 @ 08:25 PM
OMG, this is too funny. But who knows maybe ole Bill will take him up on it. But hey with her connections, she's worth at least 50 cows and some goats. lol

Love-struck Kenyan awaiting Clinton's nod to marry only daughter, Chelsea

NAIROBI (AFP) - Former US president Bill Clinton, who was visiting Kenya, will probably never hear about it but he's being offered 20 head of cattle and 40 goats for the hand of his daughter in marriage.

posted on Jul, 26 2005 @ 09:33 PM
If it's a bidding war, then I will throw in an extra 10 cows and a Llama.

Maybe Bill should put her on e-bay.........


posted on Jul, 29 2005 @ 02:42 AM
I have 2 dogs, a tank of fish, one lizard and a cockatoo. More exotic than 20 heads of cattle. Anyone else have anything to trade with Bill?


posted on Jul, 29 2005 @ 09:25 PM
cows, heck... i'll give him five bucks!

i wonder what chelsea thinks about all this...

posted on Sep, 3 2005 @ 12:53 PM
I'll offer up a ferret, 2 cans of Spam, and an original G.I. Joe with kung fu grip in the original never opened box!!

posted on Sep, 3 2005 @ 01:11 PM

it has been removed from yahoo, what party poopers

i'd throw in some ABC bubble gum and some old nike air force one's

wonder where my placement on line would be

posted on Sep, 18 2005 @ 08:06 PM
ABC=Already Been Chewed?

If you gave those cattle and goats to Dubya instead of Bubba, you'd have more fodder for Laura Bush's tasteless bestiality jokes....

posted on Sep, 18 2005 @ 08:40 PM
sadly this is the best she'll do

posted on Dec, 3 2005 @ 11:10 PM
Er... what can I buy with a mouse and a hamster?

I'll throw in a dance, too...

posted on Dec, 17 2005 @ 07:24 PM
Maybe before you laugh too long at some goy offering 20 cows for Chelsea you might want to assess what that guy would offer for you. Then, when you get the answer maybe you might want to send Chelsea a congratulatory card for being worth so much more than.....YOU! Then try to ascertain why you were offered so few cows.
Just a thought.

posted on Dec, 17 2005 @ 11:56 PM
I was still under the impression that that kind of thing had been stopped for a long time. I guess I was wrong. Chelsea Clinton is worth 20 cows. That is hilarious.

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