What Neil Armstrong really said......

In 1969, Neil Armstrong made history by becoming the first man to walk on the moon, uttering the immortal phrase, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." Or did he?

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That's funny. I know that's what I'd be like if I was on the moon. "Holy f**king s**t, I'm on the moon"

huston, its made of cheese, fetch the crackers!!!

Houston, I am writing my name in pee on the moon, over...

ROFL!!!

I just laughed my ass off

Houston, I am writing my name in pee on the moon, over...

LMFAO!!!

"Houston, the moon is dull,grey and frigging cold and i want to come home"

PURE GENIUS!!!!!!!!! THIS is what makes ATS GREAT!

PEACE...
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MofF...that was funny. It was way over the top funny. And I guess part of the reason it is is that you can't help but think that everybody that was involved in that minute had to have some similar thoughts running through their heads!

Thanks for sharing!!!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
-Bugs Bunny hanging on the moon.

AHHHH THERE IS A F00kING MONSTER!!! HOUSTON HELP I THINK HE KNOWS JUJITSU!


He wants money, send 1 million, no no 2 million to the sea of trainquility!

lol I gotta see if I can find you guys a clip of the above.

couldnt find that exact one but here are some funny ones

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ew its all sticky! it's covered in JAM!

"Is this the sea of tranquility, sea of tranquility?"

"Eww, it's all sticky. It's covered in jam"

"#ing hell, I've been in that spacecraft. Right, I need a piss."

"Houston, this helmet is very hot and tight, im gonna take this thing off, over..."

That's so funny, I'm still laughing my f'in arse off over it.

"Houston, either my eyes are decieving me or we have a virtually inexaustible supply of cheese."

"Houston, forget what your older brother told you, Santa Claus exists and he's into anal probes."

XAOS

Anybody got change for the f*&#ing meter?!

Houston....the Eagle is double-parked..........

Hey Buzz.....put out or get out!

LOL, awesome guys!

A little serious tid-bit though... Armstrong messed up his little speach on the moon...

What he said:

"That's one small step for man **pause** One **pause** giant leap for mankind."

The first **pause** is there because he realized he'd said it wrong... the second **pause** after 'One' was him realizing it was ok and that what he was saying was still going to make sense... what he actually wrote for himself to say was:

"That's one one giant leap for man, one small step for mankind."

Just thought you'd like to know.

that was funny. but ive heard that quote a million times. and it kinda didnt sound like neal. kinda lower pitch in the voice.