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God Created Texas

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posted on Jul, 22 2005 @ 06:36 PM
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went
missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the
archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He
inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael,
look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled
and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on
it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a
great place of balance."

"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going
to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot
spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black people,"
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This
one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will
be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed
to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Texas, the most glorious place
on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams
and mountains. The people from Texas are going to be
modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to
be found traveling the world. They will be extremely
sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they
will be known throughout the world as diplomats and
carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
proclaimed, "What about balance, God?" "You said there
would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm
putting next to them in Oklahoma and Arkansas."

Being a Texan by birth, I thought this one funny...sure hope Amuk see's it.

posted on Jul, 22 2005 @ 09:16 PM
lol im from dallas so i loved that. as i kept on reading towards the end i was expecting another joke about rednecks. thank God there wasnt one. kinda wasnt one

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