I was a liberal, I was lost at sea
I was under the waves before Rove rescued me
I was a flipper, then I’d flop there instead
Now I stand accused of the things I've said

Rove comes to town I'm gonna shift my aim
When Rove comes to town I'm gonna catch some flame
Maybe I was wrong to always be around
But I did what I did before Rove came to town

I used to hear Rove smokin’ pot cigarette
I was making promises I’d already forget
John was wise and would not back down
But I left him standing when Rove came to town

I ran into a juke joint when I heard a liberal scream
The folks were turning red, all praying it was a dream
As the man talked I saw my life turn around
That was the day when Rove came to town

When Rove comes to town I'm gonna shift my aim
When Rove comes to town I'm gonna catch some flame
Maybe I was wrong to always be around
But I did what I did before Rove came to town

I was there when they blew up my city
For all of those terrorists I felt such pitty
In my country I could not feel pride
But I've seen Rove conquer the great divide

When Rove comes to town I'm gonna shift my aim
When love comes to town I'm gonna catch some flame
Maybe I was wrong to ever be a Dem

NOTE: Parody of when Love comes to town by U2 (I think, may be BB King)

[edit on 6/4/06/04 by junglejake]