1. Call 999 immediatley, tell them to be there in about ten minutes!
2. Shout at the top of your voice, "This man is one of the bombers"!
3. If there are no wires sticking out at random places tell any people willing to help to arm themselves!
4. Proceed to beat man with stick, fence post, umberella, tree, walking stick etc.....
5. Once man is unconcious, spit on him!
6. Proudly hand over the man to police!
7. Spend the next 6 yrs at one of HRH hotels (Jail) for ABH, GBH, assault and attempted murder proud in the knowledge that you made Britain a safer place to live!



