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reply posted on 29-7-2005 @ 12:19 AM by 2nd Hand Thoughts
I didn't see one thing that impressed me. I watched the first two TV episodes and here are my thoughts:

1. FAKE "volunteers": All levitation subjects were WOMEN (obviously lighter in weight for engineering purposes).

2. Why were all the notable reaction shots of WOMEN and BLACK MEN? Is this for some racist sort of nonexistent "street cred" for a guy that looks like he's a bouncer from one of those beer-soked bars where has-been 80s bands play? Yeah, I know that most of Blaine's best reaction shots are from minorities, but they appear to be real people being fooled. Blaine isn't in some park field like Angel. He's in different neighborhoods. His women "volunteers" don't look like generic 80s metal band bimbo extras.

3. The "limbo levitiations" were done in the middle of a large otherwise vacant area. Huh? And of course, there were actractive women. And for some reason a lot of BLACK MEN.

4. All reactions were fake, whereas most of Blaines are at least believable. For instance, if someone were levitating in front of you (as in the "limbo levitations", would you react with the "Wow. I'll be darned" way that the folks on the show did?

5. The "volunteers" are "hypnotized" to further draw us away from the fact that they are in on everything. This is a basic fundamental sort-of "hey, focus on all this mumbo-jumbo to further muddy reality and suspend your disbelief".

6. The voodoo doll was the dumbest thing I've seen done by a "magician" on tv in a long time. Bad acting, oooh an angry BLACK MAN, attractive women. I couldn't even find any reason for it. Yeah, any six-year-old knows the women who stabbed the doll is in on it. Everyone's in on it. It's your typical FAKE "REALITY" SHOW. There isn't even a trick to it. Give me a camcorder and a cabbage patch doll and some part-time pornstars and I'll give you something even better in one hour.

7. Obvious use of wires for angel's own levitations. He sort of crouches as he lands, so some hook can be released. WHY WAS HE ALWAYS BY A WALL? So the wire can be lowered from the roof. Yeah, I know he did it in the field, but again the camera shot was "claustrophobic" in nature, I.E. the top of his head hit the top of the screen and his feet were at the bottom. How about a long shot instead of a close-up. How about some surrounding context other than a wall.

8. The levitation done in the bar was stupid. You can see the bar has an upper level from which one could lower a wire. And again, the reactions were worse than an basic cable infomercial audience back in the day (where they'd yawn on camera and such).

Just plain bad. Blaine obviously can freak people out on the street because he is an insane illusionist and salesmen. Even when you figure out his stuff he's still amazing to watch because he's so damn smooth. I don't even mind he sounds like a junkie.

The burned alive thing breaks down to this for me: pretty boy does a stunt that just about every movie does these days. Ho hum. Steve-O does this kind of stuff in his sleep.

Does anyone like these shows? I taped them in case I needed to rewind, buy I didn't even bother. Heavy Heavy Painfully Obvious Editing. Is anyone buying this heavy metal pretty boy stunt man schtick? I only enjoy Blaine's work more now. For most of his simpler stuff, he's really got that fun, street performer thing going.

I remember when he did the seemingly simple disappering quarter trick on the dumbfounded Arizona kid. The camera doesn't flinch and the guy is good. He rocked that poor kid's entire sense of reality. Great fun. They way he also freeked out all the little kids in the park with the coke can trick is fun to watch, even when you know how it's done. The magic is in the minds of those kids. They'll never forget that.

The Angel stuff was as interesting as watching cheapo computer generated images on a highlight real. No story. No pinache. No mystery. No anything really.

Angel is like a "studio musician". And he can't even do that well.


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reply posted on 10-9-2005 @ 03:14 PM by MisticDragon
some of you aught to look at my quote in my signature , really you should you all think so much stuff is fake so many skeptics I see on this thread yeah yeah the ones who say area 51 doesn't exist same thing I say I don't believe you misguided disinformationists the ones who follow all the bs this so called governments tells you to ( I don't believe them cause I know most of them don't care about any of you all they care about is how to make more millions off of you) you naysayers are all the same trying to discredit everything and call it fake but there are still things you'll never be able to dismiss or debunk cause there will come a time not so distant future you'll see things that won't be debunked or have disinformation spread about. alot of criss's "illusions" as some of you call them I dare you to attempt them especially having an h2 hummer driven on to your chest while you lay on nails with the points going into your back or being suspended from hooks while being flown around by a helicopter in midair. or better yet I dare you to be buried alive in rain conditions with thousand pounds of dirt being poured on to you, or try lifting a cab up off the ground only by using your muscles and your hands no tricks no nothing lets you try that or being able to stay submerged under water 24 hours holding your breath or minimal breathing which is possible. For any of you who took karate or martial arts knows you learn how to slow your breathing which greatly slows your heart rate so being under water 24 hours is possible. Mind Over Matter the body can do anything and pain is only a thought free the mind and anything is possible.


reply posted on 10-9-2005 @ 04:34 PM by 2nd Hand Thoughts
Christ's Angel is the biggest lisping cheese-ball hair-band roadie that I've ever seen. Could he get faker audiences and "volunteers"? Can't he find a better school-of-acting-for-beginners to get them for free? I can't even watch that show anymore.

- He has compared himself to Jesus outright.
- Every episode has 12 minutes of his cheesy buddies saying how impressive and daring he is.
- A "so-fake-it-hurts" audience member said "David Blaine should kiss his feet". (Another Jesus comparison).
- After every thing he does, there is a hokey James Brown (no disrespect to the king) moment where he's "exhausted" and sick.
- Stripper chicks every where.
- So much editing and set-up that all the tricks are meaningless. Anyone with a budget and starving acting extras could do them.
- The hairspray and make-up budget surpasses Bon Jovi's.
- on and on

Here's what I've seen quickly:

Levitation - editing, camera angles, fake audience, wires.

Lifting a cab - no engine, fake audience. Lift the hood you huckster!

Escape from hanging barrel - editing, set-up, no real danger, fake audience.

set on fire - don't stuntment do this all the time, editing.

hanging from helicopter - the only good stunt he's done. No close-ups of him hanging IN FLIGHT though and obvious extra wiring. I've seen lots of sideshow people hang from hooks and they don't "get sick". He didn't get more than 12 feet off the ground with any skin-hooks in place. Shoot the take off and landing. No hooks in-between.

Voodo doll - anyone with a 15 dollar camcorder can do this in five minutes with a few bad actresses and strippers and a scripts.

butterfly picture - anyone can do this in five minutes with a bad actress.

All his locations are SECLUDED for a reason! So there is no reason to be impressed. He's not fooling "real people". David Blaine is impressive because he performs in front of real people and CHILDREN on public streets (not in a phony bar, phony parking garage scenario, middle of a field, in the desert, parking lot late at night, etc).

The three card monty guy on the bus today was more entertaining!!!!!!

Anyone who buys into this clown should move to a city like NY and buy a bridge.








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