OK, I am sorry I alleged that Ms Coulter may have wimped out.
But, there are drugs and there are drugs...
Here's how Ann Coulter ALLEGEDLY rewrote the Easter parable...
The Easter story, as she would have written it. Nothing can approach the vacuous style of hers, but I imaginge sheíd be a tool of the Roman
government, just as sheís a tool of the far-right conservative movement.
Comfort and Aid to a Common Criminal
By now, weíve heard all the claims by the Christians that their traitorous leader, Jesus, has indeed risen from the grave.
If there ever was a truer oxymoron, it is the phrase Godly Christian. Christians worship dead people. Criminals. Case in point: Jesus. Rather than
assist the crowd with throwing rotten fruit and vegetables at the traitorous Jesus, the Christians gave aid and comfort to him ó despite a long
history of heresy against the Pilate government.
They prop up and threaten all others with ďThe Good News.Ē Christians love to spread ďThe Word.Ē Their obsession with News hides the fact that they
have nothing new to say, and no argument to say it with. The Christian media is in full force this weekend spreading yet more lies and half-truths
about the death of one common criminal. The Christian media, lead by the cut-and-paste mouthpiece of National Public Sea Scrolls, tries to blur the
facts, and pull the wool over our eyes.
Jesus was a scourge to the integrity of our great empire! The Christians ignore this. They claim he was the son of god. They ignore the fact that
Jupiter, not Jesus, is the King of the Gods. Christians obsess over suppers, and palm leaves. They spend time baking bread, pretending to eat the
flesh of Jesus. Rather than simply threaten the empire, and plant seditious seeds of half-truths, they must also dabble in cannibalism.
The great crowds that gathered at the crucifixion didnít fall for the usual round of lies by the Christian minority. ďYouíll go to hell!Ē ďRepent and
be saved!Ē Christians are like a broken mandolin. Off key, and way off beat.
If there was ever more resounding evidence at the utter lack of credibility among this rag tag group of Christian literati, lead by such has-beens as
Paul, Mark and Luke, look at the response from the Roman public: not only did the public support the death, but they pleaded for blood on their
All the doom and gloom predicted by the Christian elites has been false. Fig production is at a 20-year high, the chariot races are bloodier than
ever, and the Roman empire is stronger now than itís ever been before.
So much for the ďHell on EarthĒ as the Christian media (and the tiresome John the Baptist) has been warning us about like Chicken Little. The
Christian game is over. Checkmate. They can spread all the lies and empty threats about eternity in hell, but in the end the Roman public has won.
(Amen to that).