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It was Sunday, but I called right away. A woman answered:
"Yes, I'm calling about the ad."
"Are you completely full of sh**?"
"I'm a journalist," I explained.
"A good one?"
"A hack," I said. "But at night, I sleep like a baby."
She paused. "How does Tuesday at nine sound?"