So it's okay for America to terrorize muslims with bullets and pig's blood and helicopters and, well, you get the point..but it's not okay for
'terrorists' to terrorize America with similar acts of violence?
Terrorize the Terrorists to prove once and for all that Terrorism is wrong?
American Government: "Holy what? You better not mess with us or we'll blow you up. We need your oil more than you do, so we're gonna take it."
*sets up camp on sovereign holy land*
Fanatics: "Get off our land or we'll blow you up."
American Government: "If you blow us up we'll blow you up more."
Fanatics: *blows America up*
American Government: *Blows Mid-East up more*
Fanatics: "Get off our land and stop blowing us up or we'll blow you up using scary things like Anthrax infected monkeys!"
American Government: "If you use Anthrax infected monkeys we'll beat you and take pictures of you in compromising positions with masculine female
Fanatics: "That won't stop us! We're still gonna blow you up!"
American Government: "Just be Democratic and stop blowing us up!"
Fanatics: "We've decided, democratically, that you suck, and we're going to keep blowing you up."
American Government: "We're sick of getting blown up, so either you can stop, or we'll shoot you with pig's blood so you won't get into
Fanatics: "Martyrdom trumps pig's blood!"
American Government: "What about your 72 virgins, you think they're gonna want you smellin' like pig's blood?"
Me Chiming in: "Actually, it's grapes of infinite clarity, not virgins."
American Government and Fanatics in chorus: "What'd he say?"
Me: "Grapes. You get white grapes, not virgins."
American Government: "Oh..well..do you think your grapes will still..no, wait..hang on..."
Fanatics: "Are you serious? That's not what we were told."
Me: "Dead serious, you're being used."
Fanatics: "Screw this, it just isn't worth the hassle, we're gonna go be Canadian."
American Government: "Aw shucks, we were gonna invade there next..but what the heck, we'll go to South-East Asia instead."
SE Asia: "Wait, what'd he say?"
Me: "Let's go get ice cream!"
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