A Great Article (so descriptive!)

My grandpa recently had me type up this article so he could send it to someone. My printer happened to be out of ink. But that's not the point. While typing it, of course I had to read it. I found that I believe in so much of this, but not all of it. It's kinda controversial, so maybe it should be in the new Mudslingin' forum. Ye haw! Sorry if this has been posted or discussed... I just thought it described how I felt about our soccer-moms-of-america society. OK here's what I typed up, thanks for reading and understanding it was not I who wrote this


"(If you don�t know Andy Rooney, he is an 82 year old US TV commentator)

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I don�t think being a minority makes you a victim of anything but NUMBERS. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn�t be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn�t die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can�t understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition or lying is.

I don�t think that just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, or trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don�t hate the rich. I don�t pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn�t stop you from watching them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell�s Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that�s better, and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy who invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn�t take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary and say "NO!"

I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don�t pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don�t want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me french fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don�t go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else. And if you don�t like my point of view, tough. DON�T PASS IT ON!!"


... oh that's why, I just wanted to share my feelings... awww!

Man that article is right on!!! I loved the part about minorities.

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Originally posted by SmileyMan34
I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

Amen brother! I don't let my kids go to the McDonalds in our town anymore because they can't speak English and they always f**k up the order.

The last time my husband went to get McD's for the kids he went inside because they always mess up our order. They still got it wrong even with my husband standing right there. Half an hour later they still couldn't get it right and my husband kind of freaked out. He asked to speak to the manager and the kid working on the order (who spoke a very minimal amount of English) said he was the manager. The cook came out of the back and started walking towards him. My husband turned around and told him to march right back into the kitchen. Then the manager tried to give him some more s**t and my husband ended up throwing the tray of food at the idiot and leaving. When he got home he told the kids NO MORE F**KING MCDONALDS UNTIL THOSE IDIOTS LEARN HOW TO SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE!

OH "shoe" sorry I didn't realize someone else already posted it. And that was recently too. I just didn't know what to search for. "Ding" it! The swearing substitutes should be changed. like "shoe" can become "monkey and a half" or something to make the heathen sound like an idiot. MUAHAH!

Originally posted by SmileyMan34

"I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies."

What roads will you use to drive that big car of yours if you don't pay taxes? What national park will you use for your cheesy campfire if you don't pay taxes? Who will clean your sludge & filth-filled river so you can take your big boat in if you don't pay taxes. This is just plain stupid and bordering on racist: "crack addicts for squirting out babies."


"I don�t think being a minority makes you a victim of anything but NUMBERS. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door."

The overwhelming majority of networks hardly feature any minority stars sao therefore you DO have ALL White organizations--in fact, everything is overwhelmingly white. That's just a fact. So, don't begrudge minorities (Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, and women) if they want to celebrate something of their own culture.

"I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off."

You're right. I don't like republicans and I will NEVER tolerate them.

"When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability."

Its racial profiling when a white guy gets arrested for the same offense but gets let off for community service.

"I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn�t be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!"

No, you wouldn't. You'd be laughing about it at some bar somewhere. Stop lying.

"I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!"

I agree with this.


Most of this is crap, tho.