posted on Aug, 17 2003 @ 10:08 PM
Hi wise, welcome to the board
I have heard a little about australia can you answer some questions for me about it please?
Is it true that you have kangaroos wild in Sydney city? Don't they eat the flowers in the park.
Are koalas really stoned all the time and do your politicans copy them? I read that Howard was on coke, and that your president Keeting was a smack
If you pulled Ayers Rock out would australia sink? I heard it was a giant plug.
Is it true that Australia is really called New Zealand's "West Island"?
I read that you can't spell beer, so call it XXXX instead.
Is it true that XXXX is made by the Brisbane Sewage Company, as a byproduct of their business. Instead of flushing it out to sea I read that it was
put in cans and sold back to the people, thus making the first recycling operation in the country.
I heard that Australians IQ were so low that they wear jandels as they can't tie their shoelaces, are they really that bad? Are you the contry's
genius then being able to use the Australain computer. (I think there is only one)
Why is your rugby team so #ty? Don't they know how to play rugby?
What an unusual country, I look forward to your answers