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posted on Jul, 6 2005 @ 09:35 AM
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I just came here to pick up women.




posted on Jul, 6 2005 @ 09:43 AM
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Originally posted by Off_The_Street
I just came here to pick up women.


That's got to get heavy after you pick up 3 or 4...Do you ever set them down, or are you completely ripped?



posted on Jul, 6 2005 @ 10:35 AM
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Originally posted by infinite
....i have brought George Galloway to the community

[edit on 6-7-2005 by infinite]


And rest assured that I'll never forgive you buddy


Just kidding. Mostly.

Edit to add:

Originally posted by Off_The_Street
I just came here to pick up women.


Off_The_Street is gonna love some of the new emoticons the council has been kicking around


[edit on 6-7-2005 by The Vagabond]



posted on Jul, 7 2005 @ 09:49 PM
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...subtly grown more and more suspicious of my surroundings.
...radically changed my view on conspiracies.
...prefer seeking the truth rather than letting it find me.



posted on Jul, 13 2005 @ 11:40 PM
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I have met VERY kewl people from all over the world..........



CHAT BUTT............................(______________I_________________)

'Bummer'...........


friggen SERIOUS chat butt............



And its to dang HOT to be runnin round outside....sheesh!


[edit on 13-7-2005 by theRiverGoddess]



posted on Jul, 13 2005 @ 11:58 PM
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Well, since I came to ATS I have learned how to read post for some part..

If there isn't a question mark on the end of the bottom line of a skepitcal post ignore it or refrain from getting involved in that post.

Dallas



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 12:43 AM
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since..

realized I hate emoticons more than I ever thought possable!

realized I'm not near as smart as I thought I was

confirmed what I think of people was right

learned that you cant deny ignorance, meerly postpone it

Tried to be more compasionate and failed!

Became more conservative and liberal at the same time

Developed utter contempt for name callers

Stopped calling people names

and lots of other stuff that I really don't feel comfortable talking about



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 05:50 AM
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*tap tap tap*

Is this thing on?

Hi, my name is Valhall and I'm an al....

what?!!

*listens to nerdling whispering at me*

OH! wrong meeting. *
*

Yeah, okay, Hi all! Since I've been at ATS I've learned...

*clears throat* - (Key of E please.)

Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.

Hey! If you know the words, Sing along!

You're gonna have to mow the lawn,
Do the dishes, make your bed.
You're gonna have to go to school until you're seven-teen.
(It's gonna seem about three times as long as that.)

You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun.
You might have to go to war, when you get out of school.
(Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse!)

You're gonna have to deal with stress
Deal with stress, deal with stress.
You're gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war.

Santa Clause does not exist, and there's no Easter Bunny,
You'll find out when you grow up, that Big Bird isn't funny.
(funny, funny, hahahahaha!)

Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.

You're gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact.
You're gonna end up hooked on smack, and then you're gonna die.

And then you're gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie!



Thank you.


[edit on 7-14-2005 by Valhall]



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 06:27 AM
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Valhall

ROFLMFAO!!

That is one of the most funniest posts i have ever seen at ATS



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 06:31 AM
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It's Dennis Leary - I never will forget when I saw him sing this the first time on SNL. I just pert near wet myself.

lyrical.nl...



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 06:46 AM
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I learned that you are, your avatar..

Weird, but true..



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 06:48 AM
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Since I came to ATS, I have...

--figured out I'm not as crazy as I once thought
--realized I am more paranoid than most
--developed a hate for all politics both left and right sided
--given up hope on changing things
--started stockpiling more food and gear
--come to dispise technology and society at a whole



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 07:18 AM
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Since I've have joined ATS I have learnt...............

Not to believe everything blindly that you read.........including from mainstream media.

To Take a deep breathe and keep laughing..........

How to look at a serious conspiracy and a joke conspiracy......

That looks can be cleverly decieving.........

And Denying Ignorance is one of the BEST things I've heard of since bread came sliced....


Also that post by Val. has literally made me fall off the chair with laughter.
reason being is it's pretty much true.
who'd a thunk it.

peace


ps.
ATS/BTS/PTS and ATSNN is certainly the best informed, funny and most entertaining sites I have ever been on...............To date..............Its like a virtual world of no boredom....................its great.................I hope it keeps going and growing................

[edit on 14/7/05 by Hunting Veritas]



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 07:22 AM
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since I've... ( you know )


I've come to respect those people who do not like our current President. I've learned to accept the fact that everyone is entitled to thier own opinion and I hope that they respect mine.

I've met some very interesting people from all over the world, several that I now consider friends


I believe in government conspiracies even more than before.

I have enjoyed the sometimes heated debate over what really hit the Pentagon. ( even though we all really know it WAS an airplane )

I have not gotten as much work done during the day, than I used to before coming to ATS...


Most importantly, I look forward to many many more days of popping in and checking on current events and see how all of you are doing


[edit on 14-7-2005 by elevatedone]



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 12:46 PM
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1. I never knew so many 13 year olds "know" so much about everything.

2. I never knew so many 13 year olds were so paranoid.

3. I didnt know that I didnt know about so many topics.

4. I thought I wanted to run for polictal office, but now I know better.

5. I thought I was abducted by aliens. Now I know it was just the shadow government trying to make me a very small part of a very large conspiracy. By the way..I refused to join and will forever be banned from becoming a Mason - Reptile - Illuminati - A Bush family member - A follower of albert pike - or a shadow person of my former self.

6. I didnt know so many people could confuse a childs model of a fighter jet for a "Hidden Black Project of the 24th Century".

7. I used to use a Ouja Board...now I know better and just use the ATS message board.

8. I never knew a photo of a man in an ape suit could get its own thread.

9. I never believed in Chemtrail theories..now **cough cough** I know ***hack hack** better and have worse lungs for knowing!

and the final "Before I came to ATS......" quote....

Before I came to ATS I thought I was VERY VERY alone....now I know better!!!! Thanks everyone.



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 06:25 PM
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I learned
. . . that it is not important or necessary for anyone to agree with me
. . . that there are actually people out there who do agree with me
. . . how to attack someone’s argument without attacking them or their beliefs
. . . that someone will inevitably attack my beliefs
. . . that the Mods aren’t perfect, but they do one heck of a job
. . . to do my research before posting (and speaking in RL)
. . . to open my mind to ideas that I don’t believe in no matter how outlandish they may sound to me
. . . to ask questions
. . . to help others when help is either needed or asked for
. . . when it is time to leave a thread
. . . that there are other people who have experienced some of the same things that I have and I am not alone
. . . that there are people on this site who can and will use the words “new, knew and gnu” interchangeably



posted on Jul, 14 2005 @ 08:01 PM
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Denis Leary is HIGH-LARIOUS.

Too true, spacedoubt.


Since I came to ATS...

I spent about 6 months away from ATS which was very regrettable.
I posted a lot.
I argued and debated.
I learned.
I taught.
I became a moderator.
I made friends.
I laughed.

I'm still doing all of those except the first.



posted on Jul, 15 2005 @ 11:40 AM
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Originally posted by theRiverGoddess
I have met VERY kewl people from all over the world..........



CHAT BUTT............................(______________I_________________)

'Bummer'...........


friggen SERIOUS chat butt............



And its to dang HOT to be runnin round outside....sheesh!


[edit on 13-7-2005 by theRiverGoddess]



This is my butt:

(__E=mc2__)

Yes, I am a smart azz



posted on Jul, 16 2005 @ 06:24 AM
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Originally posted by darkelf
This is my butt:

(__E=mc2__)

Yes, I am a smart azz


That's (__E=mc^2__)

You need to get your (__I__) back to school!




posted on Jul, 16 2005 @ 01:15 PM
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Originally posted by wecomeinpeace

Originally posted by darkelf
This is my butt:

(__E=mc2__)

Yes, I am a smart azz


That's (__E=mc^2__)

You need to get your (__I__) back to school!



I suppose you can tell the flavor of icecream just by sitting on it.




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