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Bigfoot -- How would you capture one?

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posted on Jul, 4 2005 @ 08:56 PM
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This question has been a puzzling one.
With all of the evidence of sighting, castings, videos, recordings,
and legends, the scientific community is still out. What is needed is
SOLID PROOF, hense, capture.

Of all the websites, the debate on "HOW" is still in my mind, fuzzy.

My own thought is to do a serious study in the wild. eg. tigers, lions
sharks, rhinos, and gorrillas.

Any comment is welcome.




posted on Jul, 4 2005 @ 08:57 PM
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I'd put it the a choke hold & then handcuff him. He looks pretty big so i'd probably have to foot cuff him also.



posted on Jul, 4 2005 @ 09:10 PM
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You are all wrong JonSUN.

Bigfoots are widely known to be big fans of fried chicken. It's a delicacy. Leave a bucket of KFC out there, then when we bends over to pick it up, whip him in the but with a wet towel. After that...yeah, go for the chokehold.



posted on Jul, 4 2005 @ 10:49 PM
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I was kind of hoping for a more serious comment , but I did welcome ALL
comments.
Thanks

Hoping for more thoughtful, ideas.



posted on Jul, 4 2005 @ 11:43 PM
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Perhaps I can answer that question with another question...
How would you capture the monster that lives in my closet?
They both have about the same chance of being real.

Or for everyone else out there:
HOW WOULD YOU CAPTURE ALIENS?!?!!?!?!?????!!!!!



(was that enough punctuation, caps and smileies to be convincing?)



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 12:02 AM
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I would focus on any area that recently had a credible sighting. There would be a team based search. Each team would have a rifleman(carrying live ammo and tranqs) and a zoologist who specialised in wood apes.
The goal for my search would be to capture or kill. And record any evidence found hair, feces or whatever.



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 12:26 AM
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how to catch Bigfoot??? Easy, a spike strip at a monster truck rally.





Sorry I couldnt resist it.



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 09:40 AM
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u track him and trank him then you strap him onto your truck

[edit on 5-7-2005 by ArtemisFowl]



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 10:18 AM
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Cook a really smelly tastey super and leave it out on the picnic table and take photos with a night vision camera.

I do not believe that this creture deserves in any way to be captured. He needs to be left alone or to be understood in his own environment.

Give the poor lonely guy a break. Feed him, photograph him, but leave him alone.

Just my opinion.

GW



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 11:26 AM
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You all must be amateur's!

Surely everybody must know that the only way to catch a bigfoot is to run one down with your car then tie him to the roof! (have none of you ever seen Harry and the Hendersons???)

On a serious note though Superd, if any one of us knew the answer to your question we would all be rich by now as we would have captured him.
I would prefer a more passive type of proof that he does exist though as once humans get their hands on one the poor animal is surely doomed(look at our track record with other species, it aint that impressive) I would be happy with a video or pictures close up that can not be proved wrong or fake. Also it would convince me if they managed to clone one from some DNA sample.

If you really want to catch him though I suppose some form of (humane) snare or trap of some kind could be set up in an area where there is a high number of sightings, but make sure and get permission and put up some visible written sign's if not you might find some poor explorer caught in your traps


But do the poor beast a favour and leave it alone, even conclusive video or photographic proof would start a chain reaction of headcases running about the forests shooting at anything that moves, it would be chaos.

Just my thoughts on the subject



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 11:28 AM
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First you gotta attract a bigfoot to catch him. I would say dress up like a hot ladie bigfoot. Spray on some bigfoot perfume & got in the woods & scream & moan like a ladie big foot in heat.



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 11:29 AM
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Once captured you would have to transport him in one of these...

www.bigfootrv.com...

To be put on display in Quartzsite, Arizona every winter...



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 11:54 AM
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I found his rollerskates!!!
And....it's for girls! We have been tricked all along!







...not long before the evidence is found!!



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 12:17 PM
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I suggest using the old Polar Bear trick.

Open a can of peas. Dump them around a hole in some ice. When the creature comes to take a pea..............Kick It In The Ice Hole!!!!!!!!



No, seriously, I don't think capturing a Big Foot is a good idea. What possible good can come of it. Other than proving a mystery, what good would be done for the creature or for mankind? The real hunt would begin and the creature habitat and existence would be devestated.

Suppose that during the course of capture the creature is killed. Also suppose that the creature turns out to be of the genus Homo. A murder will have been commited.



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 12:24 PM
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bring lots of pizzas (if u can afford it) and bring lots of traquilizers.
in anicase that be enough to take someone like bigfoot.



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 02:30 PM
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At night, team in air with thermal imaging on a plane. Team on ground with guns and night vision goggles/scopes. Simple....

If someone was serious, this is THE way to do it....



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 07:22 PM
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So far, only 20% have commented with some sincerity,
Was hoping for a higher %.
I guess that refelects something.
Best maybe to keep them from humans, ---- for their sake -----



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 09:45 PM
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Sorry superd, im sure we all dont mean to make fun of your post but it was such an easy target it was almost impossible not too post a few quirky comments. I have reprimanded myself on your behalf
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I think a better thing to do would be to ask people if they have any serious and new ideas that may help in getting some sort of positive ID on these mysterious creature's instead of just "how would you capture one?"

Once again, im sorry for the piss take mate and good luck to you if you try to go bigfoot hunting.



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 11:23 PM
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Lay down some thumbs tacks in the forest and watch what happens.



posted on Jul, 5 2005 @ 11:30 PM
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There has never been a Bigfoot carcase found. If there ever was then we would know more about them and be able to come up with a good way to catch one.







 
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