Nobody Cares

this is a song that i'm going to make up off the top of my head and it's totally inspired by some beer ok fun lets go and here i go


Nobody cares
I said nobody cares
nobody cares
I left the toilet seat up and you
you fell in
but nobody cares
yes nobody cares
but you
but you
BUT YOU
it's not that I'm an insestive asshat
it just I forget stuff like that
and you know what?
NOBODY CARES
NOBODY CARES


today i stubbed my toe
the pain was ultraviolet intense
and i was filled with woe
BUT!!!!!!
NOBODYCARES
I SAID NOBODYCARES
BUT ME!
BUT ME!
BUT ME!

The other day
I was thinking how cool
it'd be to be
A MOTH!
then a bird crapped in my eye
And you know what?
NOBODY CARES
NOBODY CARES
But ME
BUT ME!

(bridge)

today i corrected someones spelling
its not that i'm a spelling nazi
infact I'm afraid of nazis
its just that i wear an ass on my head
sometimes
for you

because I care
because I care
oh how I care that I don't care because
nobody cares! x11


outro:

there once was a man from nantucket
a bear shoved a tennis racket down his throat

and you know what?

nobody


[edit on 29-6-2005 by Lysergic]

No body cares
about my wares
or for that matter
about my gray hairs

oh woe is me
dum diddy dee
Pass that joint
oh woe is me

Purty good lysergic...

Bring me a beer will you?

lysergic, why the hell did you post this here!!?
NOBODY CARES ANYWAYS!!!
so, stfu kthx (using your native language so you understand me)

Originally posted by Lysergic
this is a song that i'm going to make up off the top of my head and it's totally inspired by some beer ok fun lets go and here i go


Nobody cares
I said nobody cares
nobody cares
I left the toilet seat up and you
you fell in
but nobody cares
yes nobody cares
but you
but you
BUT YOU
it's not that I'm an insestive asshat
it just I forget stuff like that
and you know what?
NOBODY CARES
NOBODY CARES


today i stubbed my toe
the pain was ultraviolet intense
and i was filled with woe
BUT!!!!!!
NOBODYCARES
I SAID NOBODYCARES
BUT ME!
BUT ME!
BUT ME!

The other day
I was thinking how cool
it'd be to be
A MOTH!
then a bird crapped in my eye
And you know what?
NOBODY CARES
NOBODY CARES
But ME
BUT ME!

Heres a link to a Mental Health site!

Enjoy
lol

Mic

Which webcast do you reccomend?

Monsters in the closet? Thats easy to solve, just tell the kid if theym don't go to bed you will ship them to their real parents in Africa. Eventually actually buy a plane ticket and wave it at them if they argue/cry/do something you don't like. Eventually frame it and point to it whenever they do something you don't like.

Side Effects, scared of flying, breaks into tears if a plane flys overhead, is afraid of Africa, but it is damn effective.

Originally posted by Lysergic
Which webcast do you reccomend?

Hmm...

Defnitley monsters in the closet!
And maybe...
Are you guarding against drug interactions?

Mic

I dunno about a monster in my closet
but there is deffinately one in my pants

/gets all humpy

/airmolestation

Originally posted by Lysergic
I dunno about a monster in my closet
but there is deffinately one in my pants

/gets all humpy

/airmolestation

(Ducks)

(Puts up sign saying "Beware of sticky rainfall)