Peace in the Middle East

I just had a revelation on how to reach peace in the middle east.


1. Move Israel to Wyoming. ("less sand" will be a good selling point)

2. Pull our troops out of all the countries over there.

3. Use the money saved to finish our missile defense system.

4. Bird Flu will take care of China. (you will have to do without Sprawl-Mart)

5. Mission Accomplished