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Hotel room joke

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posted on Jun, 29 2005 @ 12:38 PM
Once a certain man checked out of a hotel room. It was hours before he realized that he'd left his umbrella in his room. He rushed back to the hotel, where the desk clerk told him that the room was now occupied, and to knock on the door.

It turned out that the room was now occupied by a newlywed couple, and the man could hear a wild conversation on the other side of the door.

"Whose little nose is this?" asked a man's voice.
"All yours, honey," a giggly female voice replied.
"Whose little legs are these?"
"All yours, honey."

After a few more body parts were named, the man yelled, "When you get to the umbrella, that's mine!"

posted on Jun, 29 2005 @ 08:35 PM
This a true story? Lol

posted on Jun, 29 2005 @ 10:10 PM
Nah, got it out of a Soupy Sales joke book.

I remember Soupy Sales....

posted on Jul, 1 2005 @ 10:16 AM

Thats great man

posted on Jul, 21 2005 @ 12:38 AM
heh less text more visuals

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