Did Saddam have his own wizard?

A man who says he was Sadddam Hussein�s sorcerer predicts the Iraqi dictator will be found dead.

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What is it with world leaders and the occult?

I'll be pretty freaked if he is found dead in that town, that's for darn sure.

If Saddam is chillin out with the king and queen of the genies, then wouldnt ya think hed be making his three wishes?

Saddams wish list:

1.Metero strikes the white house with Bush, for once, present.
2. All US troops disappear, in thier wake, an invulnerable wall of stone and barbed wire pops up around iraq
3. 100,000 hot chicks clad in thong bikinis come hopping out of no where and beg him to enslave them all.

This story is funny as hell. Especially the bone of a parrot under his arm to make him bullet proof and make people love him. Obviously, it dodnt work to good, lol

No....but i heard he hired girls to play with his wand.

No....but i heard he hired girls to play with his wand.

LMAO! hahahahahahahahahha


Great. Now that Saddam has a Wizard, you know Bush is just ginnna HAVE to have one too! Its gonna be the next phase of diplomacy? leaders are gonna get thier own wizards to start casting spells on thier enemies: no more un meetings, just have your wizard cast a spell to make the French agree! And if you want oil, have wizards summon genies to build a pipeline from iraq to your house! or put a curse on Bin laden that he gets penile cancer!

Its the arms race of the future!

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Hrm, maybe i could sell the rights to JK