I've come up with a way to make millions and millions of dollars of easy money. We all know that if you can provide a service of the same or better
quality than your competitors, but at a much lower price, you are guaranteed to make it big, right?
That's why I'm going to start a company called
Wecomeinpeace Demolition by Fire Inc.
What we will do is offer a building demolition service, capable of demolishing any building, no matter how strong, into its own footprint and snapping
its massive steel beams into truck-length pieces, but for about 1/911th the price of those silly corporations that use explosives to do the job. How
will we do it? Okay, I'll do a little demonstration, but stick with me because it gets a little bit complex...
Equipment needed:
Three cans of petrol - cost: approx. $2.20 each
One pack of matches - Cost: approx. $0.10
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One 47-story steel-frame building - Cost: unimportant (reimbursed via insurance, with profit)
Demolition method:
1. Spread petrol around liberally on a couple of floors.
2. Set match to petrol and allow to burn for 8 hours.
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3. Watch as building collapses instantly in a perfectly symmetrical manner.
4. Crack a beer and enjoy a job well done.
It's an absolute MONEY-MACHINE! We can't go wrong! Who would have thought that demolishing buildings would be so damn easy?
But I'm not proud. I know it wasn't really me that discovered the method, so a big shout out to the boys at FEMA for that one. Thanks guys.
I know a lot of you out there are now well aware that fire can completely destroy steel frame buildings in a manner precisely the same as controlled
demolition by explosives, so I'm gonna share the love (and the profits) and invite you lot to invest in my company. Put your money where your mouth
is, folks, a few dollars and we'll be on the way to riches! Who's with me?
[edit on 2005/7/4 by wecomeinpeace]