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Originally posted by djohnsto77
It seems like Asala is building an army of clones who will rise up and take over ATS when she gives the secret codeword.
Originally posted by MemoryShock
I would like to state for the record that the suddden outpouring of political and social support for the ATS Super Mod, Asala, is a disturbing and blatant attempt for gaining further support and rallying ATS members on behalf of the ATS conspiracy.
The ATS Conspiracy, which many of you are aware of, no doubt, is the harnessing of people's minds via direct impacting of the subject matter into unprovable and superflous conspiracies.
It has been my suspicion from day one that Asala, with her abrupt and sometimes over-bearing intrusion on the innocent and knowledge seeking newbies, is in fact a recruitment agent well versed in the art of mental manipualtion. Indeed, her efforts are made all the more effective by the lack of official acknowledgement of an ATS conspiracy and the relative naivete of newbie's who are yet to be familiarized with the dynamics of the ATS community. I have suspected other members of this conspiratorial involvement, however, I believe that I have been able to identify Asala's role due to her eerie omniscence......I yet to note a newbie who has yet to gain membership without a confrontation.......
I hereby call this club in direct opposition to the Asala Fan Club to oppose their no doubt nefarious goals and ideologies submit for the approval of our ranks the ongoing information gathering and categorizing of the ATS Conspiracy, as well as the of any Asala supporters......
Originally posted by Jehosephat
She laughed at my attempts to get to know her better, now I'm bitter.
Originally posted by paperclip
We are the Asala Fan Club.
Resistance is futile.
You will be assimilated.
Lower your shields and surrender.
Originally posted by XphilesPhan
Whats a matter baas? want a fan club?