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Post Cheesey Lines Please!

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posted on Jun, 23 2005 @ 11:37 PM
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Be it from a Movie, TV Show, Song, Wife, husband, Girl or Boy-friend, Hallmark Card, or some stranger at the bus stop..

"When you cry, I will hold you... When I cry, I know you will hold me... when we both cry... we'll hold eachother" - Uknown

"I'll take you to the bank.... the blood bank." - Steven Seagal , in "Marked for Death" I think

"You're the disease, and I'm the cure" - Stallone "Cobra"

"I can see the love reflecting in your eyes" - Some country song




posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 07:47 AM
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Just about anything Arnie said during his acting career!




posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 11:33 AM
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"Look! It's Godzilla!" (As if everyone else doesn't see the 100 ft monster walking down the street)



posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 11:35 AM
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Originally posted by dbates
"Look! It's Godzilla!" (As if everyone else doesn't see the 100 ft monster walking down the street)


LMAOROFL




posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 11:45 AM
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Cheesy Pick up lines:

*Im here, what were your other two wishes

*Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it

*I seem to have lost my telephone number, can I borrow yours


*Does GOD know you've escaped from heaven :LMSFAO



posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 11:59 AM
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A couple more chat up lines......

Heres 10p, go and phone your mother and tell her your not coming home!

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven.


Mic




posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 12:13 PM
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"If you play your cards right...You could have me..."


Me!



posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 02:05 PM
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I've lost my phone#, can I have yours?
If I say you have a hot body would you hold it against me?



posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 02:13 PM
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Just about ANYHTING in "Walker Texas Ranger"

and ..

"did it hurt ?.... when you feel of Heaven ? " ....

[edit on 24-6-2005 by BaastetNoir]



posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 02:33 PM
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Another pick up line!!!

You've got something on your butt..........my eyes



posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 02:44 PM
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This one worked for me 100% of the time. But the authorities werent to fond of it:

"Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"



posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 07:22 PM
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More Cheesy Lines!!

MOVIES

"Play It to the Bone"
Banderas: Give me a break!
Harrelson: I'll give you a break, break your nose.

"Hard to Kill"
Senator Trent/William Sadler: You can take that to the bank!
Mason Storm/Seagal: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!

"Marked for Death"
Monkey: Hey you want some blow?
John Hatcher/Seagal: Yeah I want some blow. Put your hands where I can see 'em or I'm gonna blow your head off.

And the many from "Cobra"
Supermarket Killer/Marco Rodríguez : Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion Cobretti/Stallone: Go ahead. I don't shop here.

Chief Halliwell/Val Avery: Cobretti, do know you have an attitude problem?
Marion Cobretti/Stallone: Yeah, but it's just a LITTLE one!

Cobretti: Hey dirtbag, you wasted that kid for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you!

Night Slasher/Brian Thompson: You want to go to hell? Huh, pig? You want to go to hell with me? It doesn't matter, does it? We are the hunters. We kill the weak so the strong survive. You can't stop the New World. Your filthy society will never get rid of people like us. It's breeding them! WE ARE THE FUTURE!
Marion Cobretti/Stallone: No! You're history.

Van-Damme Cheesiest movie lines
"Hard Target"
[after blasting a bad guy] Van-Damme Says: Sorry about your shirt.

"Double Impact"
Dannielle/Alonna Shaw, don't! He's your brother!
Alex/Van-Damme: Why, because he looks like me? I'm going to change that


MUSIC
"Maria carry a rifle, Maria carry a dog her back, that dog is hit again, that slow dog is hit again. With that See-through skin, the kind of skin you can see through" - Belly "Slow Dog"



posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 07:35 PM
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I must make a note on "Walker Texas Ranger", That has to be the Cheesiest and craziest cop show ever! They once had a clip show! It highlighted all the times Walker's woman was kidnapped which was like 20 some odd times.. How can people get beat-up by Walker and not walk or crawl away bleeding? Why does his woman always het kidnapped?

It should be called "Walker, Abusive Texas Ranger",

"In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,"

"'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you, Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,"

"When you're in Texas, Look behind you," - This really makes want to avoid Texas!

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be" - Be-ating you senseless

As with the Navy Pilots I knew, they all said "Pensacola Wings of Gold is sheer crap!"
I guess the Real Texas Rangers are pissed because that TV show is giving them and their state a bad name!



posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 07:50 PM
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"Cuz Big D's in yo mouf are bad fer yer health"

-Ice Cube

My favorite rapper, and favorite rap quote of all time.



posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 10:14 PM
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The Cheesiest American cheese

The dreaded Punky Brewster Theme Song

Maybe the world is blind,
Or just a little unkind.
Don't know.

Seems you can't be sure
Of anything anymore.
Although,

You maybe lonely and then,
One day you're smiling again.
Every time I turn around,
I see the girl that turns my world around.
Standing there ...

Everytime I turn around,
Her spirit's lifting me right off the ground.
What's gonna be?
Guess we'll just wait and see.



posted on Jun, 25 2005 @ 09:58 AM
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Originally posted by skippytjc
This one worked for me 100% of the time. But the authorities werent to fond of it:

"Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"



Brilliant!!!!!

LMFAOROFL

Mic



posted on Jun, 25 2005 @ 10:00 AM
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Well Then, wasn't that just plain Jewish?
What in the Jewish hell were you thinking?
What the Duece Jewbag?
Holy Jewish Christ on a Stick.
Don't make me burn you with a herd of Mongeese.
Gonna have hot, wet, wild, animalistic monkey anal sex with a cucumber the size of four pregnant watermelons lubricated with peanut butter.
Beat you with a blowtorch I will.
MAR!(usually comes from slamming hand in door or hitting head on something, and in the lines of SOn of a MAR!)
Here's a 10-10 number, collect call someone who cares.(Instead of quarter I use 10-10 number)

That's about it from me, I love them all, why I use them so much.

Although, I have used the Cholorform pick up line, usually gets a good laugh.



posted on Jun, 25 2005 @ 11:25 AM
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Originally posted by Godzilla1985
The Cheesiest American cheese

The dreaded Punky Brewster Theme Song

Maybe the world is blind,
Or just a little unkind.
Don't know.

Seems you can't be sure
Of anything anymore.
Although,

You maybe lonely and then,
One day you're smiling again.
Every time I turn around,
I see the girl that turns my world around.
Standing there ...

Everytime I turn around,
Her spirit's lifting me right off the ground.
What's gonna be?
Guess we'll just wait and see.


To all mods, if I ever suffer a temporary lapse of reason and post the lyrics to the Punky Brewster theme song, please ban me for life. Thank you in advance.

Peace

[edit on 25-6-2005 by Dr Love]



posted on Jun, 25 2005 @ 11:42 AM
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"Oh yeah ... Groovy Baby " ...

Mr. Austin Powers... International Man of Mystery



posted on Jun, 25 2005 @ 01:01 PM
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A few monthes ago, the Top 10 Cheesy Movie moments...


Here are the top 10 cheesy moments:

1. Titanic: Leonardo DiCaprio's "I'm the king of the world!"

2. Dirty Dancing: Patrick Swayze's "Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

3. Four Weddings And A Funeral: Andie McDowell's "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."

4. Ghost: Demi Moore's "Ditto," to Patrick Swayze's "I love you."
I always thought that was so callous.

5. Top Gun: Val Kilmer to Tom Cruise: "You can be my wingman anytime."

6. Notting Hill: Julia Roberts' "I'm just a girl... standing in front of a boy... asking him to love her." Uh................

7. Independence Day: Bill Pullman's "Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

8. Braveheart: Mel Gibson's "They may take our lives, but they will not take our freedom!"

9. Jerry Maguire: Renee Zellweger to Tom Cruise: "You had me at hello."

10. The Postman: A blind woman says to Kevin Costner: "You're a godsend, a savior." He replies: "No, I'm a postman."



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