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What is your market value?

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posted on Jun, 22 2005 @ 01:35 AM
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In today's commercialized world, where people are renting their newborn babies out for advertising space, it never hurts to know exactly how much you are worth. Now there is a way to find out what your current resale value is, just in case you need to put yourself up on ebay.
Visit www.humanforsale.com... to get a breakdown of how much you're worth and why.

My current market value is exactly $1,066,532




posted on Jun, 22 2005 @ 03:39 PM
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Let me get this straight:

They want my email address and zip code AFTER I basically type everything in the world about myself including the size of the General? Um...No way thank you.



posted on Jun, 22 2005 @ 03:46 PM
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keeps telling me to enter a username 4-12 chrs long wth burn.



posted on Jun, 22 2005 @ 09:07 PM
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According to their system I'm worth: $1,536,050

Any bidders???? Going.....Going.......

skippytjc,
you don't have to put your real email address. Just put in something@somemail.com or whatever it doesn't matter. They still show the results on the screen.

Lysergic,
I'm not sure what you're doing wrong. In fact, I don't recall any "username" field at all, so you may want to check if you're even in the right place.



posted on Jun, 22 2005 @ 09:11 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
keeps telling me to enter a username 4-12 chrs long wth burn.

if you uncheck the 2 boxes under the email address field, the username stuff goes away.

Also you don't have to enter a valid email in order to get your results...I used email@email.com. Same for the info in the survey, you don't have to enter your name or zip code or anything else you don't want to. That info is just used to breakdown your value.

For example, here is my breakdown:

Gender: Female $135,000
Age: 27 $30,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5'9 $25,000
Weight: 135 lbs. $10,000
Body Type: Athletic $35,000
Hair Color: Blonde $25,000
Eye Color: Blue $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy $15,000
Shoe Size: 8 $5,000
Bald: No $0
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Bra Size: NA $0
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Average $25,000
Attractiveness: NA $125,000
IQ: 121 $72,016
SAT Score: NA $0
HS GPA: 3.5 $26,250
Education: Vocational Training $4,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA $0
Profession: Self-Employed $0
Alcohol: Seldom $0
Smoker: Yes ($50,000)
Pot: Yes ($15,000)
Drugs: Yes ($45,000)
Exercise: Occasionally $10,000
Divorced: Yes ($25,000)
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Above Average $55,000
Artistic: Below Average $20,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average $45,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: No $0
Adult Content: Seldom $0
Gamble: Seldom $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $1,396,532



posted on Jun, 22 2005 @ 09:44 PM
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That's quite random fun, jezebel.

I come in under just $3.1 million.

How should it be interpreted if actual net worth is higher than your reported human for sale value?

(Translation: Who cares?!)



posted on Jun, 22 2005 @ 10:13 PM
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Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
That's quite random fun, jezebel.

I come in under just $3.1 million.

How should it be interpreted if actual net worth is higher than your reported human for sale value?

(Translation: Who cares?!)


Wow, over 3 million huh?!?!?
You must have a Huge Bra Size!!!


I would interpret that as meaning quite a few people out there are in debt to you somewhere around "an arm or a leg". Which may come in handy for you later on in life when you're too old and frail to carry around those Huge Breasts!!!



posted on Jun, 22 2005 @ 10:34 PM
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But I noticed I was nowhere near the most expensive male or female on the list


I don't know what the multiplier (x2) down the bottom meant, and whether it is just Brahmans that get multiplied or just about everybody but the Untouchables. Isn't the BTS Member 4 Sale Caste System wonderful?



posted on Jun, 23 2005 @ 12:00 AM
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$1,628,212.........But it doesn't say what I can reasonably get for my soul...........

[edit on 23-6-2005 by MemoryShock]



posted on Jun, 23 2005 @ 12:09 AM
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still no work i check and unchecked the boxes

no likey my firefoxy



posted on Jun, 23 2005 @ 06:45 AM
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Well, this is nice.


I am worth exactly $2,188,880.





posted on Jun, 23 2005 @ 07:12 AM
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I come in at

$1,780,950


not too bad eh...



posted on Jun, 26 2005 @ 09:36 PM
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3.2 Million Dollars, baby. Although, to be honest, I'd let myself go for a lot less than that right now.

Being a student, earning no money, and having finished only highschool definitely hurts my numbers a lot.



posted on Jun, 27 2005 @ 10:19 AM
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Im worth $1,088,324 anyone beat that?



posted on Jun, 27 2005 @ 10:29 AM
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You are worth exactly $1,462,630 You can see a breakdown of how much money each category adds to your value along the left under "My statistics".



[edit on 27-6-2005 by SpittinCobra]



posted on Jun, 27 2005 @ 11:01 AM
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I got $1,236,000

I feel so cheap :shk:



posted on Jun, 27 2005 @ 11:38 AM
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Originally posted by UK Wizard
I got $1,236,000

I feel so cheap :shk:


Yeah well atleast your worth more than me. I feel real cheap, $1,088,324



[edit on 27-6-2005 by Striker122]




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