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Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
I am left with 2 choices, one to leave and the other is to clean this place up. I have decided to do the latter.
Originally posted by FunGirl
Mr. General Man,
What type of things do you want to do to us girls here? You keep talking about making the boys here men, but what about us sorority girls? Am I just here for your soldiers to look at, like some pinup, while you do the real work with the boys? Can we have girl soldiers in your ATS army, too?
Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
I support your mission, Sir, as an ally in much of your cause.
But, as I have pointed out before, I believe you may have the dress sense of an Edgar J Hoover - and your propensity to shake those in their boots who are guilty of video game addiction, perpetual masturbation, eating of unwholesome fast foods and nicotine fixation - truly points out those individuals who are not men amongst men.
If you shoot down ThomasCrowne, you will uncover all manner of slime and unclassified insect life in the rotting humus of ATS. To convert that compost heap into something useful, you will certainly need a better operational plan than did the useless Bush administration in their illegal invasion of Iraq.
You are clearly a man (or woman, or faggot) of resolve, worthy of attention.
May your agenda be a true one, and may your penchant for underage boys never stand in the way of the crowning glory of your victory.
Originally posted by Outlaw
i see what the 2 popular threads are this week maybe i'll try back next week.
Originally posted by Velocity
I agree Fury, he's going to get the ladies attention with this one.
You must be single because the last thing you ever ever EVER want to do is call a woman fat where she can see/hear it.
Already Mr One Sac has been given some adive on his exercise and dress sence and now I have noticed another issue that will be resolved.
Mr William, had on his avatar a bottle of alcohol. Sir you must remove this immediatly. It is not a good sign for our more impressionable members and the ladies, also it is not a quality spirit, please pour the contents down the sink.
Also from your post I notice that you were still half asleep, obviously you are neglecting your morning exercises. You need to arise at 5:30am in order to prepare for the day, not crawl out of the bed at 10:15 as per usual.
I expect your standard to improve immediatly, your presence is that of the highest order, as you are the supreme model on the board and we look to you for our own inspiration.
The General does not deserve credit.
He deserves full respect.
* smooches buttocks and continues to play games *