Diarrhea: a cancer foe?

"Diarrhea bug may prevent cancer
Study: Bacterial toxin inhibits growth of malignant cells"

Maybe colon cancer...

Doctors have too much time on thier hands these days if they are finding this stuff out. I hope this doesn't influence anyone as it very may destroy thier social lives..if they have one. Medical knowledge is verging on the bizzare...what will they come up with next?
You know what I am afraid to find out...

Source

Thats almost as good as when they found masturbating prevents prostate cancer.

i'm buying stock in exlax......i think i'm going to enjoy a boom in trots inducing medicine.


IT'LL GIMME A RUN FOR MY MONEY!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



[Edited on 13-8-2003 by ThePrankMonkey]

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Wake up in the morning.
Put your feet on the floor.
Do the 50-yard dash to the bathroom door.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When your sliding into first
And you feel something burst,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you're sliding into third
And you lay a juicy turd,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you're sliding into home
And you feel something foam,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

CANT



STOP




LAUGHING!



MUST


BREATH!


toilet humor is so wrong but so humorous


thank you fury!

I jus had to, lol
immaturity....
too hard.. to resist....

It does? Hmmm, maybe I can get my insurance to cover some magazine subscriptions and web site memberships...

next you'll see guys masturbating with exlax to prevent cancer.

Yup apparently a tug a day keeps that cancer at bay. I think the thread with it had a link to reuters article for those who want to read up. Alternativly just go visit your favorite russian website

Talk about the cure being worse than the disease.....

I'll have the cancer please....

LMAO!!!! OMG!! Thats the funniest thing Ive heard in days!

Hey people, this thread is crap!! ..really.


But, on a serious note..if there is one...maybe there is something to it..have you all noticed the increase in colon cancer lately..ever since we started developing remedies for diarrhea..like amodium? The more science finds out about the body, the more they find out that even its littel sicknesses have their function.

As for me, I'm glad I found this thread...I've gone from one crappy thread to another..

OK.

Don't consider this thread Locked.Consider it Plugged.

I'm putting a cork in the stream of crappy replies.