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Topic started on 12-8-2003 @ 09:15 AM by MiStErBeLLaTrIx

Mark Bajek
President and CEO
Primate Programming Inc.

Welcome. Primate Programming Inc. is dedicated to the advancement and gainful employment of non-human great apes within the United States information technology sector. We are the pioneer in Primate Programming (PP) worldwide.

As you explore this website, you will get an understanding and appreciation of the economics of primate programming. A skilled primate from our firm can handle code maintenance and report writing for as little as 45 cents per hour. The entire staff receives ongoing .NET training and JSP training in addition to training in XML, Java and related technologies. If you wish to link to us after learning more about PPI, please adhere strictly to the PPI Link Guidelines

"Humans and higher primates share approximately 97% of their DNA in common. Recent research in primate programming suggests computing is a task that most higher primates can easily perform. Visual Basic 6.0™ was the preferred IDE for the majority of experiment primate subjects."

Primate Programming Inc.
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