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You people have all gone soft, SOFT I tell you.
Back when I was young we used to go for 5 mile runs before breakfast and have a cold shower every night.
Now you lazy overweight chain smoking pot heads lie around the house all day playing your x-stations and jerking off to interweb porno.
Time we bought in conscription, get you sloths out of the house and back on the parade ground.
We could start with the people here, before you make your next post do 5 pushups, thats with your knees of the ground nancy boys.
Lay of the cigs, the beer and the right arm exercise and get some moral fibre.
I am gong to check up on you and particularly on the mods. Some of those new ones are a DISGRACE to humanity.
Take that Quicksilver person he is short overweight, bald and bandy legged, he looks like a barrel with coyboys legs. I am going to get him off the couch and back on the road running 5 mile sprints, with a full pack on.
Quicksilver, get your bottom off that chair and get some exercise NOW!
Watch out the General is back.
Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
What the heck are you people doing??
I came here to whip you into shape, not to engage in some touchy feely psycho babble. Don't tell me that you agree with me you young nancies, get out there and do something.
You are all going to seed, nearly 50% of people in this country are overweight. Do you know what that means?
50% of people are lazy fat sloths. I see them all the time trying to buy XXX sized shirts to cover their bellies with one arm holding a shake or iceceam and the other with a novelty bar.
That means that 50% of people are sad lost wretches, without meaning . Do you know whats worse, some of those 50% are YOU. Sitting reading this on your interweb computers with one finger up your nose, while outside the real world is flowing along and you are not in it.
While you are here why not just light up another smoke, or down some more liquor just so you don't have to face your own mortality.
I want the next person who posts here to have done at least 10 pushups and walked around your block looking to do a good deed before posting.
This is not reality here, if I hadn't broken both legs you wouldn't see me, I would be out experiencing life. I expect you to be doing the same.
You only have one life, smoke it, drink it, sleep it, away if you want, or you can live it, attack it, experience it, you are all gonna die anyway its just how you want to be remembered that counts.
Laziness is a marketing tool as well you are all victims of the consumer culture. You spend money to buy modern TV's with remote contol things, so you don't even have to get up to change the channel. You eat processed food filled with chemicals so you don't have to even chew, you drive in expensive polluting cars so you hardly have to move.
Welcome to the land of the slugs, .... don't be one, Gazrok, I know that you are unfit, get off your a$s and go for a run.
Who fixed this machine to turn ass into bottom? This is part of what is wrong in this land, a$s is a great american word, USE IT and be proud, not some effeminate pro homo word like bottom.
Admin I demand that you stop changing my words from strong words with meaning to weak words immediatly.
I am proud enough to stand up and say a$s without having to resort to fakery.
[Edited on 12-8-2003 by GeneralDilemma]
Originally posted by uNBaLaNCeD
life - fun (f)=lie
I know,never mind
Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
Aw, crap, now we have another wannabe military officer spewing forth nonsense around here.
I got a wee bit of a newsflash for you, there general, I'll smoke my marlboros and black/n/milds until I cough up chunks of tar the size of freakin' baseballs and wash them back down with cheap American beer and I don't expect a thanks from any darned body, got it? Now, here's a drink for you, why not a nice, hot cup of SHUT THE HECK UP!
That is right on the money What makes anyone think they have the right to sue because they put a hot cup of coffee between their legs?
Originally posted by Thorfinn Skullsplitter
That's one of the things that pisses me off about people in this country. We are a nation of blamers, unwilling to take responsibility for our own actions.