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posted on Jun, 15 2005 @ 10:02 PM
This should be funny for us comp junkies.

For those who have no idea what means: is your IP. (the local IP given to every comp) It is a loopback address so if a hacker hacks, the hackers NIC will ping itself.So technically if you hack, you are hacking into your own computer.

Its the same thing as localhost.

[edit on 6/15/2005 by TheRanchMan]

[edit on 6/15/2005 by TheRanchMan]

posted on Jun, 15 2005 @ 10:19 PM
I actually understood
That is a good one...

posted on Jun, 15 2005 @ 10:20 PM
Haha nice oen very funny.....

posted on Jun, 15 2005 @ 10:36 PM
You know that story is real:

You will die laughing.

posted on Jun, 15 2005 @ 10:36 PM
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like

posted on Jun, 15 2005 @ 10:57 PM
I've had that IP in my location for a few months now and noone's noticed... so here's my chance...


Yeah, it can also be taken I'm at your house too... so watch out!


posted on Jun, 16 2005 @ 09:29 PM
Hahahaha...that actually happened...
How stupid can you be?

posted on Jun, 18 2005 @ 09:20 PM
What kinda moron who claims to be good with computers do something like that?

That happened to my friend Johny...hes really dumb...and claimed to be smart...I guess his brother in college did that too him...twas funny

posted on Jun, 18 2005 @ 11:32 PM
Cute post. Thanks for explaining as I wasn't really following the cartoon until you defined the IP.

posted on Jun, 20 2005 @ 02:30 PM
What an idiot!!!

If there are those who can't access this, here it is...

Never guessed this would have gotten this amount of traffic. This is the story about a hacker who had little problems... Original from the german site story can be found here:, please include this link if you repost this anywhere (site might be down, quite a lot of people are reading this). I, Cochrane, did not write this. I only translated it. Some people seem to get that wrong, it was Elch from who first published this log.

In case you don't speak german (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to english. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the german version. I've posted this on the forum on before, so if this looks familiar, might be the same. I've corrected some mistakes and put the < > back to the right version (The DC forum does not support them). All censoring was done by this particular forum here.
Notice that in germany we get DST earlier than in the US.

The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny. To quote him: "we [Please control your cussing] satanists victims winos like you in the ass every day" (this did not make sense in german, either. The translator). But it got even more funny.

For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
why do you kick me
can't you discus normally
we didn't kick you
you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)
what ping man
the timing of my pc is right
i even have dst
you banned me
amit it you son of a bitch
# you're stupid, DST^^
shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
for two weaks already
when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
You're a real computer expert
shut up i hack you
ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
tell me your network number man then you're dead
Eh, it's
or maybe
yes exactly that's it: I'm waiting for you great attack
in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
Now I'm frightened
shut up you'll be gone
i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
say goodbye
to whom?
to you man
buy buy
I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP:
you're so stupid man
say buy buy
ah, [Please control your cussing] off
buy buy elch
* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
elch you son of a bitch
bitchchecker how old are you?
What's up bitchchecker?
you have a frie wal
fire wall
maybe, i don't know
i'm 26
such behaviour with 26?
how did you find out that I have a firewall?
tststs this is not very nice missy
because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
be a man turn that # off
cool, didn't know this was possible.
thn my virus destroys your pc man
are you hacking yourselves?
yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
what firewall do you have?
like a girl
firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past girl^^
Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
you're afraid
i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
elch turn off your # wall!
i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
shut up
my grandma surfs with fire wall
and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
bitchhacker can't hack
nice play on words ^^
wort man
bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
how many times again he is no hacker
man do you want a virus
tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
it's easy
lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
and are the first files being deleted
i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
that's bad
elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
yes, there's nothing i can do about it
and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

tupac rules
elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?

and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
why doesn't meta say anything
he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
your d: is gone
go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Notice: We are well completely aware that maybe bitchchecker was just playing a game with us. He also claimed to have german as his major field of study.

shut up man i have advanced german

Added by the translator: I completely forgot the last notice - sorry. His german is about as bad as my translation of it (this was intended). Notice that the german expression "Leistungskurs" (the most advanced course you can take in the kind of school that prepares you for university) can not really be translated into english. I tried with "advanced" and "major field of study", hope it fits.

Someone also made a translation to spanish, you can find it at
Nichol4s translated it to italian, you can find it at
Richard_nl translated it to dutch, you can find it at

Off Topic: A lot of people seem to wonder what this forum is about. If you're one of them, read this thread, it should tell you all you want to know. Even more off topic, but very important: The founders of FPSCentral are having big problems WiredLabs, LLC over - please read the story!

So the funny thing is, he thought he hacked into the other guys comp when he hacked into his own and deleted his own harddrive! What a MORON!!!!!

posted on Jun, 20 2005 @ 02:34 PM

Originally posted by prophetmike

Yeah, it can also be taken I'm at your house too... so watch out!

Originally said in "Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive " by Men at Work

He locks the door and he looks around nervously, he knows there's no one there...


[edit on 6/20/2005 by TheRanchMan]

posted on Jun, 23 2005 @ 02:54 PM
So if i type in into my adress bar what will happen???

posted on Jun, 23 2005 @ 04:49 PM

Originally posted by Atomix
So if i type in into my adress bar what will happen???

Nothing, really... an error might pop up saying it doesn't exist or so... Unless your computer is a server or something. It's normal for nothing to be there.

Here's what happens when I do it (I run Apache webserver on mine).. (actual screen resolution is 1280x1024, was resized to 800x600 for the forum)


posted on Jun, 24 2005 @ 10:28 AM
Does anyone else hae any jokes or even experiences with or just hacking/ers in general? I'd love to see 'em!

Ranchy OUT...

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