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Howard Dean Invented the Exclamation Point! (and you're darn right he speaks for me)

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posted on Jun, 11 2005 @ 10:48 AM
The Rude Pundit is right. No matter what "mainstream" media may report some boys scouts have said to the contrary, Howard Dean speaks for me. And apparently Howard Dean speaks for everyone else with Internet access too. At least everyone in America that's not sleeping with lying corporate shills like prostitutes with a mouth for hire. You're darn right Dean has the media in a sweat, because they don't know what to do with the TRUTH except hide in the bathroom and scream like Shelley Duvall. Howard Dean isn't scared to be both religious and right, but the combination is scared of him. Seperated at birth? Absolutely. Howard Dean is the walking avatar of both Jesus Christ and Church and State seperation. Howard Dean is teh Matrix and the Neo and he's got more Elvis in him the entire Republican Party! Howard Dean commands a blimp, outruns robots, founded Penn State and rolls with a posse. Howard Dean drug democracy into the next millenium, invented safety glasses, is the prototype "after" for penis enhancement surgery, yet remains modest about the whole thing. Freepers have DeanComplex. They wish they could fart blue tornados, fish with their bare hands, come up with cocktail recipes and scare peeps straight with a look. Don't believe me? Look what what one stern glance from Howard Dean did to Michelle Malkin. Howard Dean is on your side and he's got the guts to call out every side. You want to know why Haley Joel Osment sees Dean People? Howard Dean isn't just people powered; Howard Dean is made of people. Howard Dean owns more guns, got better grades, rocks more mics and makes fluffier pancakes than anybody. Howard Dean has arms like tree trunks, can shrink on demand and routinely alters his body composition to poke through glass. Howard Dean even disseminates underground celebrity porn just because he can and he doesn't give a damn what James Dobson thinks about it. Howard Dean has a little girl that lives in his stomach and comes out like that guy in Total Recall to tell him the future and give him flowers. In fact, Howard Dean is Kuato, only better looking. Howard Dean is so handsome Bush tried to ban gay marriage just to save his own. He's so perfect, just one Howard Dean stem cell can cure all disease. Howard Dean's touch can jumpstart cars, electrocute the status quo and come straight through a computer screen.

You're darn right Howard Dean Speaks for Me and you too whether you know it yet or not.

posted on Jun, 11 2005 @ 01:52 PM
Rant you sure know how to get your point across, I think?

posted on Jun, 11 2005 @ 04:28 PM
Democratic leaders back Dean, don't want 'wimp'
By John Whitesides, Political Correspondent
2 hours, 16 minutes ago

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democratic National Committee leaders embraced feisty party boss Howard Dean on Saturday and urged him to keep fighting despite a flap over his blunt comments on Republicans.

After a meeting of the DNC's 40-member executive committee at a downtown hotel, members said Dean was doing exactly what they elected him to do -- build the party in all states and aggressively challenge Republicans.

"I hope Governor Dean will remember that he didn't get elected to be a wimp," said DNC member Gilda Cobb-Hunter, a South Carolina state representative. "We have been waiting a long time for someone to stand up for Democrats."

Dean took fire from Republicans and some Democrats earlier this week for a series of recent comments, including calling Republicans "pretty much a white, Christian party" and saying they "never made an honest living in their lives."

In a world where you can't tell the difference in a beltway Democrat or Republican or the cable news from a White House spokesman, Dean breaks away.

"Howard Dean is going to be much more aggressive, much more outspoken and much more of a risk-taker outside the Beltway than any chairman has been. We knew that," said Alvaro Cifuentes, chairman of the DNC Hispanic caucus.

"We have to get our politics out of Washington. We cannot continue to be held captive by party leaders who I respect but who have to play their own local politics," Cifuentes said, calling congressional Democrats "timid" and the flap over his comments "mostly a Beltway play."

Dean rolls on all states, not just for THE State. Local elections and local people.

Several DNC members said Dean had done what he promised -- shift the party's focus to local races rather than concentrate solely on the White House, and pump money into "red" states dominated in recent years by Republicans.

Western Democrats said they were thrilled Dean attended a regional meeting in Helena, Montana, last weekend. "How many Democratic chairmen have gone out to Montana?" asked Steven Alari of California.

"When we elected Dean we knew we were getting a leader who would be good at organizing the base and getting the message out to the American people, and that's what he's doing," Alari said. "He's our guy."

Little people know. And FoxNews and fat cats can't change their mind.

posted on Jun, 11 2005 @ 05:07 PM
I'm glad that for once we have a democrat with balls, it's about damn time! The man only speaks the truth.

RANT was much more creative getting his point across though.

[edit on 6/11/2005 by Lecky]

posted on Jun, 11 2005 @ 06:27 PM
Even FReepers Love Howard Dean!

I LOVE you Mr. Dean! I mean that from the bottom of my dark, conservative, white, Christian heart. I really do love you man.

And why not? He increases web traffic!

In the last few weeks I have seen a rise in hate mail from the contact page on my article site where this very article has posted. 75% of this hate mail is calling my website racist? WTF? Is there ANYTHING in ANY of my 132 page website that could be considered even remotely close to "racist" by definition? NO! NOT ONE THING!


Islam is a cult — a killing cult. America shuts down killing cults. Then let’s do it. Islam is labeled as a world religion. Is it? If you want to categorize it as that, go ahead. But it’s more than a world religion. It’s a killing cult. And that foremost.
(Maybe one thing?) :shk:

On to the "valid" criticism from real working class American heros:

I am 25 years old and work about 50 hourse per week online, and then another 25 hours per week on a PAC that I am director of. We do not work? WTF are you talking about? What world are you in Mr. Dean? It sure isnt a world of reality.

Let's see. This young Republican is 25 years old, "works" on-line, runs a Political Action Committee for the angry enfranchised, and thinks DOCTOR DEAN lives in denial?

If you know this lost little rich boy, please contact him to help reunite him with his Daddy.

posted on Jun, 11 2005 @ 10:34 PM
Today: Dean Tells Dems: People Wants us to Fight (Yup, he said "wants" ...So?)

29 Minutes ago: Dean Renews Attack on Republicans

5 Minutes ago: Wingnuts heads explode pushing DeanMania to new all time high!

This Very Minute: 10,000 more pissed off regular Americans sick of President Dobson's wrong track misdirection just gave another $10 each.

Cut to the [url=;_ylt=Arb9NKd9Ag1ZzhfFbZVxP.TmWMcF;_ylu=X3o'___'A5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--]slideshow[/ur l] of the happiest man on earth.

[edit on 11-6-2005 by RANT]

posted on Jun, 11 2005 @ 11:37 PM
Everybody loves Howard "Scream" Dean. Democrats and Republicans alike! Not for the same reasons though!

Terry McAullife did a real good job for the Republicans, I fully expect "Scream" Dean to do the same. Republicans are so freaking smart! 2 DNC leaders in a row right in our back pocket.

But Howard, you need to do a little bit better job of raising money. Don't want you to get axed so quickly, that would ruin the whole plan.

Hear Howard "Scream" Dean sing along with Ozzy!

posted on Jun, 11 2005 @ 11:52 PM
I don't sleep with corporate shills and Dean doesn't speak for me. Dean is a worse than a loose cannon and he has already divided the party with his irresponsible rhetoric. Dean is the most dangerous man in America today and we can only hope that he self-destructs before he the innocent get hurt.

[edit on 05/6/11 by GradyPhilpott]

posted on Jun, 11 2005 @ 11:56 PM
Dean is great! It's fun to see the Corporatists and the Rapture Right frothing at the mouth. I think you enjoy Free Republic a little too much, RANT! Although it is good for a laugh. I watch O'Reily sometimes for the same reason (Although I can't sit through Sean Hannity. O'Reily is so wrong, it's funny. Hannity is so wrong it's sad, and kind of scary!) I love how they keep going on and on about a manipulated audio clip! They have no where to go. What are they going to do, look at their own party?

You gotta love a man who isn't afraid to speak the truth (unless you are afraid of the lies being exposed)!

EDIT: He speaks for me too!

[edit on 12-6-2005 by curme]

posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 01:02 AM
I love Howard Dean! I think he's a great person to lead the Democratic Party!

posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 07:30 AM
Aye, Aye, Aye...

Originally posted by Carseller4
Hear Howard "Scream" Dean sing along with Ozzy!

You're supposed to be a southerner and should know better than to give Dean the power of Ozzy. That rocked.
The network has been trading all this right-wing elitist "bash Dean" stuff for days. Just in time for his 50 state, small town, real America rescue from an out-of-touch one party, one denomination state. Keep it coming.

You're making him a rock star.

posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 08:06 AM
This much echoed right wing machine fabrication:

Originally posted by Carseller4
But Howard, you need to do a little bit better job of raising money. Don't want you to get axed so quickly, that would ruin the whole plan.

Couldn't have worked out any better for the DNC than if Dean had written it himself.

Who's working for who again Evil Genius?

posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 03:46 PM
Cheney doesn't think Dean is good for the democratic party

Cheney Slams Dean as 'over the top'

This is hilarious coming from "Go F yourself" Cheney, I love it!

[edit on 6/12/2005 by Lecky]

posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 06:06 PM

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott
I don't sleep with corporate shills and Dean doesn't speak for me.

Thanks for taking our survey. Now just one last demographic question to prove Dean's point.

Are you:

1) A white Christian supporter of the Republican Party's Dominionist Agenda that became disproportionally concerned with the 'Homosexual Problem' weeks before the 2004 election?


2) A statistical anomaly?

Statistical anomalies certainly do occur. Here's one now. An honest Republican:

"This Republican Party of Lincoln has become a party of theocracy." U.S. Representative Christopher Shays, R-CT, (New York Times, March 23, 2005)

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