funny funny

this thred probably already exists but o well

the idea is to tell your funniest joke ill start

two muffins are cooking in the oven
one muffin tuns to the other and says"its getin pretty hot in here man"
the second muffin jumps and screams "O MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

[edit on 10-6-2005 by usmc42]

Knock Knock.
Whose there?
An interrupting cow.
An interrupting cow wh....*interrupts* MOOOOOOOOOooooo!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive women.
He asks her if she would like to come back to his place and she says yes.
On the way the women turns to the man and says " You should know that I am a lesbian "
The man says to her " Really, I have a cousin in Beirut "