how chocolate isnt naturaly blue,
Has to do with the source.
why water and the sky is blue,
Neither are blue, it's just the way the eye and camera see the light...
why are clouds not made of cotton candy,
Sugarcane only grows so high...
why does my computer mouse not have any fur, after all it is a mouse right?
They tried that, kept getting tangled in it's mouseball...
And why doesnt my cat attempt to eat my computer mouse.
Because cats are basically lazy creatures.
why do cars have 4 whels and not 87,345,298,374,562,937,456,273,458? i think that would make more sense.
Have you ever priced new tires? It's the decision of the masses to stick with only 4. In fact, some even go down to 2 wheels and try to
why was the inventor of the english language so cruel to put an 'S' in the word lisp?
Because linguists are inherently sadistic. Why is there a "W" in "two" when you don't need one? Yet "one" has the "W" sound, but no "W"?
I'm convinced that asylum patients, in speaking in tongues, were the originators of most modern languages....
why do phone numbers not have a 10 button?
Because each number is one digit perhaps?
why are pencils called pencils?
If they were called pens, they'd run out of ink.
why does my dog poop outside and not inside?
Be thankful, mine sometimes poop inside, then I have to clean it up...
what is that little lens on my webcam for, is the governemt watching me?
Of course, how do you think Paris' video got on the web?
why did i find a cat paw in my chinese order today?
Because cats taste like chicken, and are often cheaper. As I've already mentioned, they are also lazy, so easy to catch.
why was santa so mean to whip his reindeer until one of thems nose was red?
Nah, it was a birth defect.
why is it that when someone says, needless to say...they say something anyhow?
Because people are basically stupid creatures.
why do i have to go to the bathroom?
Same reason the dog goes outside...it's easier to clean up.
Thank goodness, my fingers are tired....
[edit on 14-6-2005 by Gazrok]